Organizational Efficiency Enthusiast Gifts

Businessman sitting at desk with IN, OUT, UP, DOWN, OVER, AROUND, THROUGH nameplates on desk.

Where your mind & battle are los

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

Let's get organized

"Why can't the rest of you be more like Rollins, here? He does his homework!"

Things-to-do-today: Daily workboxes piled up on desk.

Colour Version: Living by the Clock

"That report on corporate redundancy... I'd like it in triplicate."

Organization is not rocket science!

"Don't tell me... you hired a professional decorator!"

Trays on desk read, 'Here', 'There' and, 'Neither here nor there.'

Late/Too Late.

"Uh-Oh..."

"A one-word email reply... classic power move."

Maybe clean out your wallet

"I'm too busy to be stressed."

"I always like to clear my desk off for the weekend."

Fact: The average person spends 4.3 hours per week looking for things that are misplaced, misfiled or mislabeled.

Instant Laundry Detergent, 'Just add water'.

Dog's In Tray and Out Tray

Failure/Due Diligence

"Do we always have to work through lunch?"

"Why can't I get anything done unless I'm totally stressed out about it?" "Is it possible to be relaxed and still be productive?" "What is wrong with my brain?" "Why don't you work better?"

'Hey, everyone! I think I found the bottleneck!'

'I tried to warn him - garbage in, garbage out.'

"Do you think we should look again at who we invite to these meetings?"

'It's a fake - but all the hanging around the water cooler is down 57%!'

"We find it as long as you manage the inputs, the outputs will look after themselves."

'Apparently you can't fire everybody and still maintain productivity.'

"There appears to be a direct correlation between fewer meetings and higher productivity."

'It's come to my notice, Simpson, that YOU'RE the glitch in the system.'

Catalogue of little books.

"Ok, so you got the worm. What are you going to do with the rest of your day?"

'I solve so many work problems at home.'

"Never do today what someone else can do tomorrow."