Organizational Efficiency Enthusiast Pillows

Businessman sitting at desk with IN, OUT, UP, DOWN, OVER, AROUND, THROUGH nameplates on desk.

Where your mind & battle are los

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

Let's get organized

"Why can't the rest of you be more like Rollins, here? He does his homework!"

Things-to-do-today: Daily workboxes piled up on desk.

Colour Version: Living by the Clock

"That report on corporate redundancy... I'd like it in triplicate."

Trays on desk read, 'Here', 'There' and, 'Neither here nor there.'

"Don't tell me... you hired a professional decorator!"

Organization is not rocket science!

Late/Too Late.

"A one-word email reply... classic power move."

"Uh-Oh..."

"I always like to clear my desk off for the weekend."

"I'm too busy to be stressed."

Instant Laundry Detergent, 'Just add water'.

Fact: The average person spends 4.3 hours per week looking for things that are misplaced, misfiled or mislabeled.

"Do we always have to work through lunch?"

Failure/Due Diligence

Dog's In Tray and Out Tray

"Why can't I get anything done unless I'm totally stressed out about it?" "Is it possible to be relaxed and still be productive?" "What is wrong with my brain?" "Why don't you work better?"

'Hey, everyone! I think I found the bottleneck!'

'I tried to warn him - garbage in, garbage out.'

"Do you think we should look again at who we invite to these meetings?"

'It's a fake - but all the hanging around the water cooler is down 57%!'

Catalogue of little books.

'Apparently you can't fire everybody and still maintain productivity.'

"We find it as long as you manage the inputs, the outputs will look after themselves."

"Ok, so you got the worm. What are you going to do with the rest of your day?"

'I solve so many work problems at home.'

"Never do today what someone else can do tomorrow."

"There appears to be a direct correlation between fewer meetings and higher productivity."

"I've tracked our GPS coordinates over the past week dad. Well, we're roaming the plains alright!"

'It's come to my notice, Simpson, that YOU'RE the glitch in the system.'