Productivity Enthusiast Pillows

Workaholic Hotline - 'Come on now, you can do it. Just put down those annual reports and slowly back away...'

'I need a tool to measure productivity.'

Hourglass small at top (time left), big at bottom (stuff to do).

"I spent so much time shopping for productivity tools that I forgot to work."

'My multi-tasking turned into faulty-tasking.'

"A laptop has been installed in each rest room stall."

Beesy schedule.

"Let's just say this hasn't been a Monday morning of magical thinking."

"Writing 'write a to do list' is not the proper way to start writing a 'to do' list."

"Is there some software that will help me do 18 hours work in less than 8?"

"I had a productive week."

'I came in early to get a jump on the day, but it jumped me first.'

"Any other skills besides having the ability to look busy?"

'Our new vision'

'Remember, I'm doing the best you can.'

"My new activity tracker logs footsteps, heart rate and billable hours!"

'I'm the CEO of a large corporation. Of course my cough is productive. Everything I do is productive.'

'It's a fake - but all the hanging around the water cooler is down 57%!'

'Technology is wonderful. It makes your people so much easier to use.'

Welcome Generalissimo

'This lunch-time working thing's serious.'

"It's one thing to be busy, but are you actually achieving anything?"

It's easy to spend more time on 'list management' rather than actually doing things."

Multitasking is a critical job skill.

"Some days, no matter how much you procrastinate, work still gets done."

"Lunch is for wimps."

"We've been sent guidance on how to manage increased workloads..."

"I start every day by making a list of the people I need to ignore."

"I don't care how dull jack is. All work and no play sounds good to me."

"I always create to-do lists."

"You're all work and no play. You're my kind of employee!"

"Slip some performance enhancing drug into the water. We need more production!"

"You have reached Efficiency Consultants. All our agents are busy now. Why aren't you?"

"I can't get over how much more relaxed and productive we've become since that new Moozak system was installed!"

"Ok, so you got the worm. What are you going to do with the rest of your day?"