"Sorry, Johnson, you've been down sized."
Office Downsizing Gifts
Office downsizing marks a big change—whether you're bidding farewell to old colleagues or embracing fresh opportunities. Our humorous and thoughtful products capture the spirit of this life event, making it easier to navigate the transition. Find witty mugs, fun t-shirts, cozy pillows, and eye-catching prints that acknowledge the bittersweet moments of leaving or adapting to a smaller workspace. These items add a touch of humor and heart to what can be a challenging time, helping everyone stay positive and connected.
"I'm sorry, Harrigan, But a man's gotta do what a man's accountant says he's gotta do."
"You've been an asset to the company, but then so has carbon paper."
"We are looking at restructuring your team in a very unique way. Are you familiar with the term cannon fodder?"
'The 'insourcing' will go ahead and some jobs will be off to Leeds or Manchester, but I think I'll be safe...'
"The good news is you’re the only one we’re not firing ... the bad news is you’re the only one to run the department."
Let's get organized
"It looks like our house got sick and threw up the attic."
Do you mind if we stop calling this a "starter house" now?
The trend toward less formal offices began to gain steam.
Second hand furniture.
"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."
It was getting worse. Bob's power suit kept wanting more and more, whereas Bob just wanted out.
'The only problem downtown offices have using solar power is finding a long enough extension cord.'
"And best of all, it comes fully loaded!"
A man is living in small box apartment trying to read a book, but is surrounded by people engaging in noisy activities.
We're cutting the forest in half, so I'm going to need you to make the oxygen of two trees.
"This new chair has the smoothest 360 swivel action on the market!"
"In the current market, it's just more practical."
Between Offices
'According to the budget, we'll have to count on body heat to keep the offices warm.'
'I found the home maintenance manual in the attic. I think it's got mildew.'
Yard Sale
"Not to mention the park view."
"The bad news is we've fired 80% of your office. The good news is we're fixing the coffee machine."
'This is Bob - our secret agent of change.'
'I thought people were quite receptive to the change seminar.'
'Right about here I added a drip coffee maker, with high caffeine premium blend coffee, to the employee break room.'
Estate Sale! All the stuff my kids said they don't want to inherit.
While You Were Out: We Moved!
Offices moved to 23rd floor - taking the company to new heights - the management.
'Money is a bit tight at the moment, so instead of cash we wondered whether you'd settle for 20% more meaningless protestations of how much we value you?'
'I've misplaced everything.'
"Hi Sean, welcome to my open space. Take a stand and let's talk."
"There's lots of things in my life I absolutely needed to put in, and now there's lots of things in my life I absolutely need to get out."
Office Downsizing Gifts Collection
Office Downsizing Mugs
Discover our collection of downsizing-themed mugs—ideal for turning a tough office change into a reason to smile.
Office Downsizing Pillows
Relax and reflect with our cozy pillows symbolizing new beginnings after office downsizing.
Office Downsizing Prints
Celebrate the milestone with expressive prints capturing the spirit of change and new opportunities.
Office Downsizing T-Shirts
Explore our witty downsizing t-shirts—perfect for making a statement and sharing a laugh during office transitions.