Office Downsizing Mugs

"Sorry, Johnson, you've been down sized."

"I'm sorry, Harrigan, But a man's gotta do what a man's accountant says he's gotta do."

"You've been an asset to the company, but then so has carbon paper."

"We are looking at restructuring your team in a very unique way. Are you familiar with the term cannon fodder?"

"The good news is you’re the only one we’re not firing ... the bad news is you’re the only one to run the department."

Let's get organized

"It looks like our house got sick and threw up the attic."

The trend toward less formal offices began to gain steam.

Second hand furniture.

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."

It was getting worse. Bob's power suit kept wanting more and more, whereas Bob just wanted out.

'The only problem downtown offices have using solar power is finding a long enough extension cord.'

"And best of all, it comes fully loaded!"

"This new chair has the smoothest 360 swivel action on the market!"

A man is living in small box apartment trying to read a book, but is surrounded by people engaging in noisy activities.

"In the current market, it's just more practical."

Between Offices

'According to the budget, we'll have to count on body heat to keep the offices warm.'

'I found the home maintenance manual in the attic. I think it's got mildew.'

"The bad news is we've fired 80% of your office. The good news is we're fixing the coffee machine."

"Not to mention the park view."

Yard Sale

'I thought people were quite receptive to the change seminar.'

'Right about here I added a drip coffee maker, with high caffeine premium blend coffee, to the employee break room.'

Estate Sale! All the stuff my kids said they don't want to inherit.

While You Were Out: We Moved!

Offices moved to 23rd floor - taking the company to new heights - the management.

'Money is a bit tight at the moment, so instead of cash we wondered whether you'd settle for 20% more meaningless protestations of how much we value you?'

'I've misplaced everything.'

"Hi Sean, welcome to my open space. Take a stand and let's talk."

"There's lots of things in my life I absolutely needed to put in, and now there's lots of things in my life I absolutely need to get out."

"The house doesn't seem big because the kids are gone - it seems big because we've shrunk so much."

'My old Nehru suit! And in a pocket there's still a bottle of aftershave lotion from the glove box of my '55 Nash Rambler.'

"Cubicle 311 is our 'cultural oasis'."

'It may not be our usual business lunch, but it will sure impress the hell out of the budget committee.'