Office Camper Gifts

"They said you retired early. I thought they meant from working here."

Did you two not go home last night?

"The GPS works great, we have satellite TV installed, the Sirius stereo sounds fantastic and our every move is tracked by Qualcomm. But could you turn around? I left me iphone at the house. . ."

I have an idea - Let's sit around the campfire and watch scary movies on our iPads!

"This is a tune about going off the grid and getting back to nature."

Woman leaves dog in rain...he gets into a car to wait in the dry.

Building a Shelter

'It's great to get back to the simple life'

A marshmallow? Oh, no, thank you, I'm good.

High Noon at the O.K. Staff Meeting

"He says he's not running away. . . he's just going off the grid."

"Being my own boss sounds fun but I wouldn't be able to motivate myself."

'Oh dear, what a shame - It's raining again, Pam!'

"Just lemme finish my coffee."

GPS, satellite dish, cell phone...nature awaits. All right, Pop. Nature awaits!

'I need it for my electric blanket.'

"Really? You mean you’ve never smoked a joint?"

"It's not a bear, sweetie. It's the pizza."

Bear Recycling.

"Hibernate sounds better than binge watch."

Phone Mittens

"You were right, Louis. . . I was cold before, but now it's warm and toasty."

Wild, Wacky, Wild and Wacky

"I've got a lap dog and a laptop cat."

"Who would've thought Ms. Marcus had so little sense of humor?"

A minotaur in a cubicle labyrinth

"Okay, boys...time for bed!"

I can't believe we didn't hand out before

"All our phone sales staff are free range."

You are here.

"I tend to get more done when I leave self-loathing off the to-do list."

'Mummy will be back soon with some dinner.'

Scary Marshmallow Campfire Stories.

"For Pete's sake, Morton, you don't leave on your fly fishing trip for another week!"

'When you get up at night, be careful not to fall in the fishhole.'