Urban Camper Gifts

"This is a tune about going off the grid and getting back to nature."

'I'm not camping out for any event . I live here.'

I have an idea - Let's sit around the campfire and watch scary movies on our iPads!

My coach wants me to go to soccer camp. Focusing on one sport isn't good for you. But mom! I'll develop crucial life skills. Let's see. "Landing endorsements, agents and college sports scholarships." The definition of "crucial".

"It's okay dear. Dinner always tastes better when it's caught fresh, thrown back, taken from our cooler, removed from the package, and fried."

A Different Way To Portage A Canoe.

Woman leaves dog in rain...he gets into a car to wait in the dry.

'It's great to get back to the simple life'

'Yes, the treestand's maximum weight capacity is 300 pounds, you weigh 301 pounds.'

'Okay guys - lights out!'

"Just lemme finish my coffee."

Can I go to the Computer Tennis Camp?

'Son, you can cancel your plans to backpack across Europe after graduation. See? Your father put up the old pup tent instead!'

GPS, satellite dish, cell phone...nature awaits. All right, Pop. Nature awaits!

'I need it for my electric blanket.'

Why do I have to go to camp? What's the alternative? Fend for myself like the resourceful youth of old! Right! The kind who worked dawn to dusk! I'll tell your dad you'll be right over to haul mulch for the nursery. The baseball camp sounds plenty rugged!

"It's not a bear, sweetie. It's the pizza."

Local, free-range bug juice.

Bear Recycling.

"Nice replica of the garden of Eden Joey!"

Wild, Wacky, Wild and Wacky

"Okay, boys...time for bed!"

Hot dog cart next to a hot spot cart.

Man walking along sidewalk trips on long trombone from street musician

Pantomime Horse

"The computers are down. You'll just have to suffer and go outside and play."

It's a Four Seasons sleeping bag.

'Mummy will be back soon with some dinner.'

'Say, where'd you end up storing all those bees we caught?'

"This article says to prepare for all types of weather at camp! Like it's going to snow in July!"

'I realize this has been your favorite camping spot since you were a kid...but it's just not the same with all the construction over the years.'

'You are now entering Crenton, the city with the most intriguing 'You are now leaving' sign.'

'I thought I'd take the train to avoid the congestion charge.'

Street Maze.

'I'm from Health & Safety...... I wonder if I might have a word....'