Urban Camper Pillows

'I'm not camping out for any event . I live here.'

"It's okay dear. Dinner always tastes better when it's caught fresh, thrown back, taken from our cooler, removed from the package, and fried."

Woman leaves dog in rain...he gets into a car to wait in the dry.

A Different Way To Portage A Canoe.

'It's great to get back to the simple life'

'Yes, the treestand's maximum weight capacity is 300 pounds, you weigh 301 pounds.'

'Okay guys - lights out!'

'Son, you can cancel your plans to backpack across Europe after graduation. See? Your father put up the old pup tent instead!'

Can I go to the Computer Tennis Camp?

"Just lemme finish my coffee."

GPS, satellite dish, cell phone...nature awaits. All right, Pop. Nature awaits!

"It's not a bear, sweetie. It's the pizza."

'I need it for my electric blanket.'

Local, free-range bug juice.

Bear Recycling.

"Nice replica of the garden of Eden Joey!"

Wild, Wacky, Wild and Wacky

Hot dog cart next to a hot spot cart.

Man walking along sidewalk trips on long trombone from street musician

"Okay, boys...time for bed!"

Pantomime Horse

"The computers are down. You'll just have to suffer and go outside and play."

'I realize this has been your favorite camping spot since you were a kid...but it's just not the same with all the construction over the years.'

'Say, where'd you end up storing all those bees we caught?'

"This article says to prepare for all types of weather at camp! Like it's going to snow in July!"

'Mummy will be back soon with some dinner.'

It's a Four Seasons sleeping bag.

'You are now entering Crenton, the city with the most intriguing 'You are now leaving' sign.'

'I thought I'd take the train to avoid the congestion charge.'

Street Maze.

'I'm from Health & Safety...... I wonder if I might have a word....'

"You're in New York City now. You gotta lose the southern hospitality if you truly want to fit in."

Hot Dog Stand.