Urban Camping Gifts

'Oh hey Dan, remember how I said we were gonna go camping this week? Well then it started to rain, and I noticed your empty garage here, so...'

"Ahhh... close enough."

Glastonbury. After.

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

A Good Batch.

Barbequer wears apron with 'Beer in -beer out' slogan.

'Remember only you can prevent forest fires.'

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

'What the... MOM! This isn't deer! It's a yucky tourist again!!'

"...and what really makes this story scary is the kittens got lost in the woods before flea and tick products were invented."

"The GPS works great, we have satellite TV installed, the Sirius stereo sounds fantastic and our every move is tracked by Qualcomm. But could you turn around? I left me iphone at the house. . ."

Take seat. Nothing makes me happier than keeping people warm and cooking s'mores for them. Friendly fire.

"This place is one of New York's best-kept secrets."

"If you're tired of stegosaur, go kill something else."

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

"I thought we agreed you weren't going to work at home."

Transylvanian backpackers.

"It better not be any of that over oaked chardonnay."

On my list of outdoor pursuits I put skinny dipping way ahead of this.

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

'He just burst into my campsite, and broke my banjo!'

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

Support Group for a Good Problem

"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy."

"Could you go back to the front desk? The receptionist has some forms for you to fill out."

'Those bears are so cute I wish we could have brought them home.'

Fly Fishing

"See? And you said you couldn't work from home."

Marshmallows

Fishing sign.

Wifi in Hell

"Alright! Whoa! Yes! More boiled food!"

I have an idea - Let's sit around the campfire and watch scary movies on our iPads!

Sausages.