Oeno-experimenters Gifts

'This is one of our most recent vintages!'

"Young Frankenstein"

'Have you tried our home-made wine?'

'Tastes like cherry kool-aid, what's it do?'

'Plastic corks, then screw caps; when they come out with a flip-n-sip Chateau Petrus I'm hanging up my tastevin.'

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

Mouse in a hamster wheel.

"It's just one monkey at one typewriter, but we've given him an infinite need for validation."

'Well, I guess we're the control group.'

'I think there was a typo in the lab instructions.'

"No party - it's for testing the atom smasher."

"Are you looking for metric or imperial sized neck bolts?"

"Do you realize that you and I have it in our power to cause quite a brouhaha?'

"Boss is coming! Discover something!"

This Year's Spa

'I may not know about DNA, but I sure as hell know about recombinant.'

"Eureka! Details to follow."

"We'll see how it goes. It's Santa's first year with the genetically modified deer."

"I'm studying the effects of prolonged radiation exposure on a panzerotti."

Genetic Fingerprinting.

I love Science.

Professor Algarth Zag, pioneer in fire research.

"I hate it when the palcebo does better than the drugs we're testing."

'No, no, no, Tompkins! We decided to make today Causal Friday, not Casual Friday!'

"'Let's try the shrink ray!' you said, 'what could possibly go wrong?', you said."

"Oh, oh - it's getting into organic."

The Soundness of Newton's Laws

'I was working on developing anti-matter under laboratory conditions, but I couldn't find anything to keep it in.'

'You know creativity involves a high tolerance for failure, don't you?'

Dr. Peabody took on the most challenging research projects.

'It's amazing what they can do with amino acids these days.'

'I'm trying to turn gold into gasoline.'

"Eureka!!" "Guess again, Einstein."

'Henderson, I believe I'm onto something.'

'Now we'll have to explain it to the press. Remember - keep it superficial.'