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'This is one of our most recent vintages!'

"Young Frankenstein"

'Have you tried our home-made wine?'

'Tastes like cherry kool-aid, what's it do?'

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

'Plastic corks, then screw caps; when they come out with a flip-n-sip Chateau Petrus I'm hanging up my tastevin.'

Mouse in a hamster wheel.

"It's just one monkey at one typewriter, but we've given him an infinite need for validation."

'Well, I guess we're the control group.'

'I think there was a typo in the lab instructions.'

"Boss is coming! Discover something!"

"Do you realize that you and I have it in our power to cause quite a brouhaha?'

"Are you looking for metric or imperial sized neck bolts?"

This Year's Spa

'I may not know about DNA, but I sure as hell know about recombinant.'

"Eureka! Details to follow."

Genetic Fingerprinting.

"I'm studying the effects of prolonged radiation exposure on a panzerotti."

"We'll see how it goes. It's Santa's first year with the genetically modified deer."

I love Science.

Professor Algarth Zag, pioneer in fire research.

"I hate it when the palcebo does better than the drugs we're testing."

'No, no, no, Tompkins! We decided to make today Causal Friday, not Casual Friday!'

"Oh, oh - it's getting into organic."

"'Let's try the shrink ray!' you said, 'what could possibly go wrong?', you said."

'I was working on developing anti-matter under laboratory conditions, but I couldn't find anything to keep it in.'

The Soundness of Newton's Laws

'You know creativity involves a high tolerance for failure, don't you?'

Dr. Peabody took on the most challenging research projects.

'I'm trying to turn gold into gasoline.'

'It's amazing what they can do with amino acids these days.'

"Eureka!!" "Guess again, Einstein."

'Henderson, I believe I'm onto something.'

'Now we'll have to explain it to the press. Remember - keep it superficial.'

"What works in the laboratory may not in real life."