Oeno-lover Gifts

"Charles, would you be my vintner?"

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

Shepherd and eurydice

'Fine stencilling. But have you never thought - Tit Willow, Tit Willow, Tit Willow?'

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

"At times I wonder what I've done with my life that makes me worth being saved."

'Thank-you God.'

"Four years of dental school only to tell all my patients 'Don't worry about any tooth issues - they'll just fall out and be replaced, anyway'."

Women's Bonnets Block the Audience View

'This is one of our most recent vintages!'

Felix Mendelssohn

'Plastic corks, then screw caps; when they come out with a flip-n-sip Chateau Petrus I'm hanging up my tastevin.'

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

'You must be very proud Daphne.'

Lazy Octopus

The Dubloon Stops Here

"This stool shall pass."

"If you hold it to your ear you can hear the ice caps melting."

"Toi Toi Toi!"

'I blame global warming!'

"Bravo!"

Deflator mouse

Your tiny hand is frozen...

Shellfie

'The the President we've gone surfin', surfin' U,S,A,'

'This is where we go to get away from it all. . . except for Stanley's money.'

A Preschool of Fish

"I'm sorry- I can barely hear you with this goddam ocean behind me."

'OTHER SIDE!!!' - Learn to Surf

Masquerade

"The best beaches are Santa Cruz, Hossegor, Ericeira, The Gold Coast, Barbados, Sennen Cove, Oahu and Bali son: They're full of surfers..."

The opera - 'Please, sir, give us your ticket, if you ain;t a-goin' in again.'

Driving on the Beach - Lifeguard on a hydraulic lift.

"I'd love to help out but I'm barely keeping my head below water now."

"I don't think I can fit that into my schedule, Irv. I've got a fishing boat to attack this morning, a beach to terrorize this afternoon and a feeding frenzy this evening!"