Oeno-lover Gifts

"Charles, would you be my vintner?"

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

Shepherd and eurydice

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

'Fine stencilling. But have you never thought - Tit Willow, Tit Willow, Tit Willow?'

"At times I wonder what I've done with my life that makes me worth being saved."

'Thank-you God.'

Felix Mendelssohn

"Four years of dental school only to tell all my patients 'Don't worry about any tooth issues - they'll just fall out and be replaced, anyway'."

'This is one of our most recent vintages!'

Women's Bonnets Block the Audience View

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

Lazy Octopus

'Plastic corks, then screw caps; when they come out with a flip-n-sip Chateau Petrus I'm hanging up my tastevin.'

'You must be very proud Daphne.'

The Dubloon Stops Here

Deflator mouse

"Bravo!"

"Toi Toi Toi!"

"If you hold it to your ear you can hear the ice caps melting."

'I blame global warming!'

'This is where we go to get away from it all. . . except for Stanley's money.'

'The the President we've gone surfin', surfin' U,S,A,'

Your tiny hand is frozen...

Shellfie

A Preschool of Fish

"I'm sorry- I can barely hear you with this goddam ocean behind me."

'OTHER SIDE!!!' - Learn to Surf

Masquerade

"The best beaches are Santa Cruz, Hossegor, Ericeira, The Gold Coast, Barbados, Sennen Cove, Oahu and Bali son: They're full of surfers..."

'I don't think that this whale is beached.'

"I'd love to help out but I'm barely keeping my head below water now."

"Are you familiar with the term, 'Catch and Release', buster?"

Driving on the Beach - Lifeguard on a hydraulic lift.