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Horace

'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

Bigfoot and the Loch Ness Monster have some fun with the tourists...

Lady of the bath...

Here be dragons.

"I'll have a cup of coffee, and would you mind removing that ridiculous painting and turning off the Wilco?"

"I don't care what you thought you saw,l there are no such things as people"

"I understand the revisionists are hot on your trail, Professor Delauney."

'Good work pulling the sword from the stone. Now, how 'bout loosening the lid on the magic pickle jar?'

"Oh, this? Crazy story..."

"I miss the Augean stables."

Myths and legends...

"You have to declare what you rob from the rich, but you can deduct what you give to the poor."

A Knight Arrives at a Boiling Lake Filled with Monsters (Don Quixote).

'Your Grandpa achieved greatness, he thrust greatness upon me, and then you were born great!'

'That's true son..Money can't buy happiness. But it makes being unhappy a little easier to live with.'

Zorro as a child.

'Just a couple more and we'll call it a day.'

Odysseus starts regretting his return to Ithaca.

'This it is, Ferguson! Finally, we found the legendary, mysterious snowmen crematory!'

Scotsman in the bath...

Bigfoot tracks...

'You pulled a sword out of a stone and they made you King? -- is that constitutional?'

Sir Lancelot finds the Holy Quail

"Can you believe that people inhale the gases we expel-sick, right?"

'It's a bit demoralising when the Sheriff can claim it all back on expenses.'

"You want your olive?"

"We received another message from that scoundrel Robin Hood, sire!"

"Hang on - I'm not as young as I used to be. . .!"

Michael Jackson: The thriller of entertainment.

"How the heck could you forget your sword?"

Visual Gag: Dracula reading a Fang Shui book. The Vampires version of 'Feng' Shui

"New money, Bobby, is old money that got away."

Storage Unit of Love