Ode Lover Gifts

Horace

'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

Lady of the bath...

Here be dragons.

"I'll have a cup of coffee, and would you mind removing that ridiculous painting and turning off the Wilco?"

"I don't care what you thought you saw,l there are no such things as people"

"I understand the revisionists are hot on your trail, Professor Delauney."

"I miss the Augean stables."

"Oh, this? Crazy story..."

Myths and legends...

'Good work pulling the sword from the stone. Now, how 'bout loosening the lid on the magic pickle jar?'

"You have to declare what you rob from the rich, but you can deduct what you give to the poor."

A Knight Arrives at a Boiling Lake Filled with Monsters (Don Quixote).

'Your Grandpa achieved greatness, he thrust greatness upon me, and then you were born great!'

'That's true son..Money can't buy happiness. But it makes being unhappy a little easier to live with.'

'Just a couple more and we'll call it a day.'

Bigfoot tracks...

'You pulled a sword out of a stone and they made you King? -- is that constitutional?'

'This it is, Ferguson! Finally, we found the legendary, mysterious snowmen crematory!'

Scotsman in the bath...

Odysseus starts regretting his return to Ithaca.

Sir Lancelot finds the Holy Quail

"Can you believe that people inhale the gases we expel-sick, right?"

Visual Gag: Dracula reading a Fang Shui book. The Vampires version of 'Feng' Shui

"Hang on - I'm not as young as I used to be. . .!"

"That Feng Shui class I took is paying off!"

'It's a bit demoralising when the Sheriff can claim it all back on expenses.'

Storage Unit of Love

"We received another message from that scoundrel Robin Hood, sire!"

"You want your olive?"

"New money, Bobby, is old money that got away."