Oeno-enthusiast Gifts

'Plastic corks, then screw caps; when they come out with a flip-n-sip Chateau Petrus I'm hanging up my tastevin.'

'Have you tried our home-made wine?'

Team Leader

'This is one of our most recent vintages!'

"See? A huge surge in all the major crowdfunding sites right before the Big Bang!"

"So have you ever stopped to ask yourself: If he really knew the secrets of the universe, would he be living in a damn cave?"

Three card brag - I'm great! I'm really handsome & I'm very rich.

"We finally found a way to bottle enthusiasm."

"Mrs. Beasley, send the employees a memo stating that, from now on, they are to refer to me as 'Alpha Male'."

Standings: Milky Way Conference

I am your BIGGEST fan!

The Boss.

"I'm treating you like a living deity for one day."

'The only exercise I believe in is the exercise of power.'

'Actually I can't even figure out the origin of this organization.'

"And afterwards, I'll be signing my new DVD of this presentation in the lobby."

'I don't need such a big office as this. My ego does.'

'...Would you like me to try out my Big Bang theory?'

"I'm sorry, Mr. Wilson, but your hair just doesn't say anything to me today."

"If the universe is expanding by 3 trillion cubic light years per second, why can't I find an apartment?"

"If you bring joy and enthusiasm to everything you do, people will think you're crazy."

'Well that's certainly new!'

Did life reach Earth from outer space?

'Now watch and listen!'

New Images from Hubble

"He claims he does the work of two employees."

The Big Bang

'Millions of billions of trillions of light years away? I could visualise it if you said it in MILES!'

The great and near-great

"So which bit do you think was 'nature' and which 'nurture'?"

Internet Name Tags.