Odds Calculators Gifts

"I’ve combined all your outstanding debt into what we here in the banking business like to call a honkin’ big loan."

"Can you come back? We're still counting carbs."

'According to this book, the casino has a slight edge in this game.'

'This is embarrassing. By MY calculations, the universe should have collapsed in on itself last Wednesday.'

'Oh yeah, your dad might be on 4-1 in this afternoon's race, but mine is on 3-1!'

'Unemployed math grad. Will solve quadratic equations for food."

"Have you been working out?"

-Psst! Back me in the 4:30! -Oh! -Surprised I can talk, huh? -No, surprised you think you can win!

"Lady here wants to put £5 on Cambridge 'Each way'!"

'Today's Odds' sign above a copier showing various odds for machine's malfunctions

election polling

"Junior, there's more to life than winning. There's also beating the spread."

"I figure the odds of you being the smartest girl in the class for three years in a row are practically zero."

Man sees sign on betting shop door listing odds on when the proprietor will come back from lunch.

'There's a horse in the next race called 'Taxman' - he MUST win!'

Handicap Parking Only - Ticket Odds 4 to 1.

'What's the odds on Cheltenham going ahead?'

"How would you describe your attitude to risk?"

'What happens if I die young?'

People think accountancy is just about numbers, but there is also the fractions, the percentages

I'm sorry, the pension fund was beaten by two lengths!

-You seem certain he'll win the second race! -Yes, because he's in the FIRST race!

'You say that one day you win and the next day you lose? Why don't you bet on alternate days?'

"He's giving 3-1 Magic Spider in the 230."

"I like the look of this steamer in the 2.30."

Gambler's Anonymous - "What are the odds on my recovery?"

'His horse came in at 100 to 1 - last!'

'You'll find that math gets easier as you learn how to use a calculator.'

"10/1 says I lose the next bet."

"Today's test question: If Joe Jones accumulates $16,000 student loan debt in college, then gets a job earning $30,000 a ywar, in how many years would he pay off his loan debt?"

Men betting on whether a gambling commission will work.

He's the type that gives racing a bad name!

I like the look of that 'Trojan Boy'.