Odds Evaluator Gifts

'His horse came in at 100 to 1 - last!'

"Don't sit on the fence, Carmen! Honestly... What are your candidate's chances?"

'According to this book, the casino has a slight edge in this game.'

"Your assumption that a one in a million chance event MUST be a miracle shows you drastically underestimate the total number of regularly occurring events."

'Oh yeah, your dad might be on 4-1 in this afternoon's race, but mine is on 3-1!'

'We consult those with whom we agree, which is why I rarely consult my conscience.'

Annual Stockholders' Meeting: Take some tissues.

Dept of Probability: Maybe, Possibly, Perhaps.

"Did you see that trimmed-up earlier than thou look on her face, just then?"

"How would you rate your toleration for risk?"

'Today's Odds' sign above a copier showing various odds for machine's malfunctions

election polling

'I'm sorry, what were you saying? I was busy critiquing your outfit?'

"Lady here wants to put £5 on Cambridge 'Each way'!"

-Psst! Back me in the 4:30! -Oh! -Surprised I can talk, huh? -No, surprised you think you can win!

'I received matching offers.'

"Junior, there's more to life than winning. There's also beating the spread."

'You've become unbearable since you started working in that betting shop!'

"And finally for the record, the clerk of the court has odds of 6-4 guilty, 2-1 not guilty..."

'I want a bigger piece of the pie.'

Man sees sign on betting shop door listing odds on when the proprietor will come back from lunch.

"Has it been in your family long?"

Womens dressing rooms.

Handicap Parking Only - Ticket Odds 4 to 1.

'There's a horse in the next race called 'Taxman' - he MUST win!'

'Government performance targets reach unprecedented levels.'

'Maybe you just can't have hope and change at the same TIME.'

'And as a new client of our law firm, you get this nifty neck brace to wear in court.'

"He's giving 3-1 Magic Spider in the 230."

-You seem certain he'll win the second race! -Yes, because he's in the FIRST race!

"Buying stuff online has rekindled Sean's literary ambitions. They're always asking for customer reviews."

"Also, that random comment you made three years ago will count against you."

"I like the look of this steamer in the 2.30."

'You say that one day you win and the next day you lose? Why don't you bet on alternate days?'

'I see that wearing underwear endorsed by Michael Jordan has done nothing for your jump shot.'