Risk Calculator Gifts

'Most accidents happen within 10 miles of your home.'

'What happens if I die young?'

"How would you describe your attitude to risk?"

'The prevailing wisdom is that markets are always right. I think that luck is always right.'

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

On the brink.

'According to this book, the casino has a slight edge in this game.'

"If I'm such a poor risk, how did I get so deep into debt?"

Annual Stockholders' Meeting: Take some tissues.

"My name's Edwin, and I'm addicted to risk."

"All I'm saying is now is the time to develop the technology to deflect an asteroid."

'Walk upright?. . . But what about banana peels?'

"We need warning stickers on this side warning not to ignore all the other warning stickers on the other side."

"How would you rate your toleration for risk?"

'This is your lucky day!'

"The key to making the right decision is knowing which coin to flip."

First Aid Box

Woman out on limb

"More specifically, we're looking for someone to take care of things that are bound to happen eventually."

'That's Renfrew -- he's in charge of high-risk portfolios.'

-Psst! Back me in the 4:30! -Oh! -Surprised I can talk, huh? -No, surprised you think you can win!

Non-Drinkers and Smokers Insurance Policy

'Will you watch where you're going with that thing?'

'You visited those sites we warned were high risk for viruses, didn't you, Jack?!'

"The changes in the rules for risk management will turn the industry on its head."

'I've taken my knowledge of science and math and applied them to fashion to produce a wardrobe that's guaranteed to malfunction to get you the most possible publicity.'

'We've considered every potential risk except the risks of avoiding all risks.'

Risk Management - ''Be careful' All you can tell me is 'be careful''

"I'd like to introduce our new consultant on risk management!"

"I'd like a job filled with adventure where there'd be a good chance of claiming compensation."

William Tell's son wears hi-vis jacket and hard hat

"Let the minutes show we're not taking the pension fund and putting it all on the 2.30 at Newmarket."

'That's Renfrew -- he's in charge of high-risk portfolios.'

'You took out a policy with us Tuesday morning and had a fire Tuesday afternoon...What was the delay?'

'When they say EVERY possible risk needs a sign I don't think they meant you!'