Odds Calculator Gifts

-Psst! Back me in the 4:30! -Oh! -Surprised I can talk, huh? -No, surprised you think you can win!

"Whad'ya think... Lottery numbers for the next 5 years!"

'According to this book, the casino has a slight edge in this game.'

"I’ve combined all your outstanding debt into what we here in the banking business like to call a honkin’ big loan."

"Can you come back? We're still counting carbs."

-Sorry about yesterday, I was ill! -You didn't look ill when I saw you at the races! -You didn't see me after the fifth leg!

'Oh yeah, your dad might be on 4-1 in this afternoon's race, but mine is on 3-1!'

election polling

"Lady here wants to put £5 on Cambridge 'Each way'!"

'Today's Odds' sign above a copier showing various odds for machine's malfunctions

"Junior, there's more to life than winning. There's also beating the spread."

"I figure the odds of you being the smartest girl in the class for three years in a row are practically zero."

Man sees sign on betting shop door listing odds on when the proprietor will come back from lunch.

Handicap Parking Only - Ticket Odds 4 to 1.

'There's a horse in the next race called 'Taxman' - he MUST win!'

'What's the odds on Cheltenham going ahead?'

What are the chances?

"How would you describe your attitude to risk?"

'What happens if I die young?'

'I bet I can tell you the score before the game starts. Nil-nil.'

-You seem certain he'll win the second race! -Yes, because he's in the FIRST race!

"I like the look of this steamer in the 2.30."

"He's giving 3-1 Magic Spider in the 230."

'You say that one day you win and the next day you lose? Why don't you bet on alternate days?'

I'm sorry, the pension fund was beaten by two lengths!

Gambler's Anonymous - "What are the odds on my recovery?"

'His horse came in at 100 to 1 - last!'

I like the look of that 'Trojan Boy'.

He's the type that gives racing a bad name!

Men betting on whether a gambling commission will work.

"10/1 says I lose the next bet."

"Today's test question: If Joe Jones accumulates $16,000 student loan debt in college, then gets a job earning $30,000 a ywar, in how many years would he pay off his loan debt?"

'That meter? It tells you how fast your interest charge is adding up.'

"I think he may have a system."

'Racing form on wall' -"Thunder lad is the only horse with a chance.. I've been following him all season."