Odds Optimizer Gifts

"I think he may have a system."

'Probability Institute' '4-1, 2-3, even'

'Racing form on wall' -"Thunder lad is the only horse with a chance.. I've been following him all season."

"Junior, there's more to life than winning. There's also beating the spread."

-Could you hurry please... I need it for the first race at Newmarket (at the bank loan desk).

Man sees sign on betting shop door listing odds on when the proprietor will come back from lunch.

'Today's Odds' sign above a copier showing various odds for machine's malfunctions

He's the type that gives racing a bad name!

"Lady here wants to put £5 on Cambridge 'Each way'!"

"Now, let's get out there and walk really fast to places we don't want to be."

'Don't worry about it. If at first we don't succeed, we can do it later and get paid time-and-a-half for it.'

'We believe in using performance-enhancing drugs here.. they're called bonuses.'

"Maybe we should have another look at the 'business as usual' idea."

Supply Chain

"I'll throw in a few extra pinstripes."

'You may have found more new customers than the other salesmen, but your profits are too small! Stop just pulling in peanuts, Barry!'

The Devolution of Man

election polling

'Gentlemen, we make money the old-fashioned way, and it's got to STOP!'

'He's a control freak but the treats are good.'

'The town I grew up in was so affluent they used to close the schools in honor of options expiration day.'

Avoidance of Situation/Work required to succeed.

"Lay off the junk food, your pancreas is rusty"

'Office real estate' lifting weights

Derision/Leader/Respect

'The way I see it, we only have two choices, we either improve the quality of our product or we hire some really great sales people.'

'Would you be interested in adding a few options?'

Handicap Parking Only - Ticket Odds 4 to 1.

Look — if you had one shot or one opportunity to seize everything you ever wanted. One moment — Would you capture it or just let it slip?

'What's the odds on Cheltenham going ahead?'

"There was a lot of tension between his ergonomics and his feng shui."

"I've just been spiffing up my image a bit."

"When the dust settles we're all going to be very dusty."

'I hate toask again, but what is it I'm supposed to be looking for?'

'Let's try to improve our workstations even more.'