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"No point buying our ticket here - the odds of them selling another big winner are ridiculous."

"I’ve combined all your outstanding debt into what we here in the banking business like to call a honkin’ big loan."

"Can you come back? We're still counting carbs."

'According to this book, the casino has a slight edge in this game.'

'This is embarrassing. By MY calculations, the universe should have collapsed in on itself last Wednesday.'

'Oh yeah, your dad might be on 4-1 in this afternoon's race, but mine is on 3-1!'

'Unemployed math grad. Will solve quadratic equations for food."

"Have you been working out?"

election polling

"Lady here wants to put £5 on Cambridge 'Each way'!"

'Today's Odds' sign above a copier showing various odds for machine's malfunctions

-Psst! Back me in the 4:30! -Oh! -Surprised I can talk, huh? -No, surprised you think you can win!

"Junior, there's more to life than winning. There's also beating the spread."

School Supply Room. Look at this -- a calculator, a protractor and a compass! You've discovered the missing weapons of math instruction!

"I figure the odds of you being the smartest girl in the class for three years in a row are practically zero."

Man sees sign on betting shop door listing odds on when the proprietor will come back from lunch.

'There's a horse in the next race called 'Taxman' - he MUST win!'

"How would you describe your attitude to risk?"

'What's the odds on Cheltenham going ahead?'

Handicap Parking Only - Ticket Odds 4 to 1.

'What happens if I die young?'

'You say that one day you win and the next day you lose? Why don't you bet on alternate days?'

I'm sorry, the pension fund was beaten by two lengths!

-You seem certain he'll win the second race! -Yes, because he's in the FIRST race!

"He's giving 3-1 Magic Spider in the 230."

"I like the look of this steamer in the 2.30."

People think accountancy is just about numbers, but there is also the fractions, the percentages

"I call it, 'wheel'. I spin it, drop this pebble, and if you don't guess where it stops, I take your stuff."

Gambler's Anonymous - "What are the odds on my recovery?"

'His horse came in at 100 to 1 - last!'

'You'll find that math gets easier as you learn how to use a calculator.'

He's the type that gives racing a bad name!

Men betting on whether a gambling commission will work.

"10/1 says I lose the next bet."

I like the look of that 'Trojan Boy'.