Odds Oracle T-Shirts

Gift a fun and stylish T-shirt for the odds oracle—showcasing humorous takes on probability and odds that add a playful twist to their wardrobe.

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'What's the odds on Cheltenham going ahead?'

'What's the odds on Cheltenham going ahead?' mockup

'What's the odds on Cheltenham going ahead?'

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"Everything on our menu uses organic, locally sourced, graveyard-to-table ingredients."

"Everything on our menu uses organic, locally sourced, graveyard-to-table ingredients." mockup

"Everything on our menu uses organic, locally sourced, graveyard-to-table ingredients."

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'According to this book, the casino has a slight edge in this game.'

'According to this book, the casino has a slight edge in this game.' mockup

'According to this book, the casino has a slight edge in this game.'

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'We've just become the biggest corporation in America.. let's celebrate today and begin downsizing tomorrow.'

'We've just become the biggest corporation in America.. let's celebrate today and begin downsizing tomorrow.' mockup

'We've just become the biggest corporation in America.. let's celebrate today and begin downsizing tomorrow.'

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'It's my company, I'll decide whether I want to go to the partner's meeting or not.'

'It's my company, I'll decide whether I want to go to the partner's meeting or not.' mockup

'It's my company, I'll decide whether I want to go to the partner's meeting or not.'

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'Oh yeah, your dad might be on 4-1 in this afternoon's race, but mine is on 3-1!'

'Oh yeah, your dad might be on 4-1 in this afternoon's race, but mine is on 3-1!' mockup

'Oh yeah, your dad might be on 4-1 in this afternoon's race, but mine is on 3-1!'

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Wikipedia...

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"I know you think this sort of thing is nonsense sir, and I hate to prove you wrong. But according to my crystal ball, you're not going to give me the raise I'm about to ask for."

"I know you think this sort of thing is nonsense sir, and I hate to prove you wrong. But according to my crystal ball, you're not going to give me the raise I'm about to ask for."

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"You are going to have lots of puppies."

"You are going to have lots of puppies." mockup

"You are going to have lots of puppies."

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"We must kill this initiative, so let's mainstream it."

"We must kill this initiative, so let's mainstream it." mockup

"We must kill this initiative, so let's mainstream it."

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'Bring me the Wimbish report and a short worm, Ms Perkins, no time for lunch today.'

'Bring me the Wimbish report and a short worm, Ms Perkins, no time for lunch today.' mockup

'Bring me the Wimbish report and a short worm, Ms Perkins, no time for lunch today.'

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The Authentic Christmas.

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Psychic Car Mechanics.

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"Heads, we go with the analytics. Tails, we don't."

"Heads, we go with the analytics. Tails, we don't." mockup

"Heads, we go with the analytics. Tails, we don't."

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"Lady here wants to put £5 on Cambridge 'Each way'!"

"Lady here wants to put £5 on Cambridge 'Each way'!" mockup

"Lady here wants to put £5 on Cambridge 'Each way'!"

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'Today's Odds' sign above a copier showing various odds for machine's malfunctions

'Today's Odds' sign above a copier showing various odds for machine's malfunctions mockup

'Today's Odds' sign above a copier showing various odds for machine's malfunctions

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-Psst! Back me in the 4:30! -Oh! -Surprised I can talk, huh? -No, surprised you think you can win!

-Psst! Back me in the 4:30! -Oh! -Surprised I can talk, huh? -No, surprised you think you can win! mockup

-Psst! Back me in the 4:30! -Oh! -Surprised I can talk, huh? -No, surprised you think you can win!

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Hipster Police Department

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election polling

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'Yes. No. Sometimes. No. No. Yes. Don't know. Sometimes. Yes. Mo.'

'Yes. No. Sometimes. No. No. Yes. Don't know. Sometimes. Yes. Mo.' mockup

'Yes. No. Sometimes. No. No. Yes. Don't know. Sometimes. Yes. Mo.'

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"Junior, there's more to life than winning. There's also beating the spread."

"Junior, there's more to life than winning. There's also beating the spread." mockup

"Junior, there's more to life than winning. There's also beating the spread."

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'Guide us, oh Webmaster.'

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I'll put my nose to the grindstone and shoulder to the wheel, which reminds me, how's the health plan?

I'll put my nose to the grindstone and shoulder to the wheel, which reminds me, how's the health plan? mockup

I'll put my nose to the grindstone and shoulder to the wheel, which reminds me, how's the health plan?

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Man sees sign on betting shop door listing odds on when the proprietor will come back from lunch.

Man sees sign on betting shop door listing odds on when the proprietor will come back from lunch. mockup

Man sees sign on betting shop door listing odds on when the proprietor will come back from lunch.

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'An expert is one who knows tomorrow why the things he said yesterday didn't happen today.'

'An expert is one who knows tomorrow why the things he said yesterday didn't happen today.' mockup

'An expert is one who knows tomorrow why the things he said yesterday didn't happen today.'

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"I'm looling for ground beef that's organic, non-GMO, and doesn't contain meat."

"I'm looling for ground beef that's organic, non-GMO, and doesn't contain meat." mockup

"I'm looling for ground beef that's organic, non-GMO, and doesn't contain meat."

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Handicap Parking Only - Ticket Odds 4 to 1.

Handicap Parking Only - Ticket Odds 4 to 1. mockup

Handicap Parking Only - Ticket Odds 4 to 1.

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'There's a horse in the next race called 'Taxman' - he MUST win!'

'There's a horse in the next race called 'Taxman' - he MUST win!' mockup

'There's a horse in the next race called 'Taxman' - he MUST win!'

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"Why do you want to invest in oil futures?"

"Why do you want to invest in oil futures?" mockup

"Why do you want to invest in oil futures?"

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"I think you are meant to delegate" mockup

"I think you are meant to delegate"

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"I like the look of this steamer in the 2.30."

"I like the look of this steamer in the 2.30." mockup

"I like the look of this steamer in the 2.30."

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-You seem certain he'll win the second race! -Yes, because he's in the FIRST race!

-You seem certain he'll win the second race! -Yes, because he's in the FIRST race! mockup

-You seem certain he'll win the second race! -Yes, because he's in the FIRST race!

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'Slipsbac, lets talk about your future here.'

'Slipsbac, lets talk about your future here.' mockup

'Slipsbac, lets talk about your future here.'

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I'm sorry, the pension fund was beaten by two lengths!

I'm sorry, the pension fund was beaten by two lengths! mockup

I'm sorry, the pension fund was beaten by two lengths!

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Odds Oracle T-Shirts Collection

Odds Oracle Mugs

Explore more clever odds-themed mugs and find the perfect one for your odds oracle—our collection is full of witty and amusing designs that celebrate chance.

Odds Oracle Pillows

Brighten up their space with a humorous odds-themed pillow—playful and witty designs that are perfect for fans of probability and fun.

Odds Oracle Prints

Bring a clever odds and probability vibe into their home or office with our eye-catching prints—designed for the odds oracle who loves creative, witty art.