Odds Oracle T-Shirts

'What's the odds on Cheltenham going ahead?'

"Everything on our menu uses organic, locally sourced, graveyard-to-table ingredients."

'According to this book, the casino has a slight edge in this game.'

'We've just become the biggest corporation in America.. let's celebrate today and begin downsizing tomorrow.'

'It's my company, I'll decide whether I want to go to the partner's meeting or not.'

'Oh yeah, your dad might be on 4-1 in this afternoon's race, but mine is on 3-1!'

Wikipedia...

"I know you think this sort of thing is nonsense sir, and I hate to prove you wrong. But according to my crystal ball, you're not going to give me the raise I'm about to ask for."

"You are going to have lots of puppies."

"We must kill this initiative, so let's mainstream it."

'Bring me the Wimbish report and a short worm, Ms Perkins, no time for lunch today.'

The Authentic Christmas.

Psychic Car Mechanics.

"Heads, we go with the analytics. Tails, we don't."

'Today's Odds' sign above a copier showing various odds for machine's malfunctions

"Lady here wants to put £5 on Cambridge 'Each way'!"

'Yes. No. Sometimes. No. No. Yes. Don't know. Sometimes. Yes. Mo.'

-Psst! Back me in the 4:30! -Oh! -Surprised I can talk, huh? -No, surprised you think you can win!

election polling

Hipster Police Department

"Junior, there's more to life than winning. There's also beating the spread."

'Guide us, oh Webmaster.'

I'll put my nose to the grindstone and shoulder to the wheel, which reminds me, how's the health plan?

Man sees sign on betting shop door listing odds on when the proprietor will come back from lunch.

'An expert is one who knows tomorrow why the things he said yesterday didn't happen today.'

"I'm looling for ground beef that's organic, non-GMO, and doesn't contain meat."

'There's a horse in the next race called 'Taxman' - he MUST win!'

They call me the Groundhog of Love. Romantically speaking, I can bring you an early spring. But if you see my shadow, you can expect six weeks of stalking.

Handicap Parking Only - Ticket Odds 4 to 1.

"No point buying our ticket here - the odds of them selling another big winner are ridiculous."

"Why do you want to invest in oil futures?"

"I think you are meant to delegate"

'Looks like the income off of our site has went from passive to comatose.'

I'm sorry, the pension fund was beaten by two lengths!

'Slipsbac, lets talk about your future here.'