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Gamblers Anonymous.

SUCKERS - A - BREAK, INC; 'Even...odd'

Musical Web

"I just figured she was holding all my calls. Turns out she's been running the company."

Campground Conductor

'Just because you're smarter than me doesn't mean I can't always be right.'

"Lady here wants to put £5 on Cambridge 'Each way'!"

'Today's Odds' sign above a copier showing various odds for machine's malfunctions

"Get me someone in Apologies, someone in Walkbacks, and send up the whole Scapegoating team."

Remote work

"NAY!!"

"Junior, there's more to life than winning. There's also beating the spread."

I'm just a pollster, ma'am - I have no idea which candidate is a cat person.

'It's a symbiotic relationship. That lineman can crush quarterbacks with his bare hands...'

Cut out and keep your own Wardrobe Assistant.

'Mergers and takeovers and profits, oh my! Mergers and takeovers and profits, oh my! Mergers and. . . '

Man sees sign on betting shop door listing odds on when the proprietor will come back from lunch.

"This time, Joe passes the gas, Sue cuts, Bob retracts and I grab the appendix... wait, better play... I pass the gas, Sue cuts, Lynne holds retractors, Bob grabs the appendix... wait........"

Tune Up Shop.

"I'm facing my fears in alphabetical order. How about you?"

Crab conductor.

News.

Handicap Parking Only - Ticket Odds 4 to 1.

"My husband works from home."

Business school: 'I plan to major in delegating.'

I'm sorry, the pension fund was beaten by two lengths!

'You say that one day you win and the next day you lose? Why don't you bet on alternate days?'

"He's giving 3-1 Magic Spider in the 230."

Conductor.

I like the look of that 'Trojan Boy'.

He's the type that gives racing a bad name!

Grand Opening

"I think he may have a system."

The wedding planner took care of everything.

'Racing form on wall' -"Thunder lad is the only horse with a chance.. I've been following him all season."