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'Mergers and takeovers and profits, oh my! Mergers and takeovers and profits, oh my! Mergers and. . . '

"Marshall, somewhere out there, just waiting for us, is a loophole in the system."

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

At times Richard dreaded coming home, as he knew he'd have to face the music.

"By labeling it, I control it."

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

"Whose idea was it to start with the Hallelujah chorus?"

"Maybe we should have another look at the 'business as usual' idea."

Musical Web

'Sit, Rollover, Heel'

Annual Mensa Convention: 'Ok, who's the genius who forgot to send out the invitations?'

'Eee,love - this place gives me a great idea for the spare bedroom!'

"I just figured she was holding all my calls. Turns out she's been running the company."

Lateral Thinking - Not Out & Not In trays.

'Why am I not surprised that this section is always the most disorganized?'

'You may have found more new customers than the other salesmen, but your profits are too small! Stop just pulling in peanuts, Barry!'

Campground Conductor

"I'm afriad we had to cancel the 'perfect planning ' seminar. We forgot to book the hotel until it was to late and the speaker we hoped to use died in 1958."

"Get me someone in Apologies, someone in Walkbacks, and send up the whole Scapegoating team."

'Gentlemen, we make money the old-fashioned way, and it's got to STOP!'

A catch-all is born.

Remote work

"NAY!!"

"Well...this meeting is about...ummhh...structure and...ummhhh...preparation. Well...ummhh...at least I think so..."

Cut out and keep your own Wardrobe Assistant.

'Hmmm, the 27th you say... Yes, I'm away that day, so I guess it's OK for you to play...'

"I'll pencil you in for recess."

'It's a symbiotic relationship. That lineman can crush quarterbacks with his bare hands...'

Mysterious installation of Mr. Pinch

"Regarding my art collection, I know what I like."

"We're from the TV show, Gadget Hoarders. You're so bad, we're doing a two-hour special on you."

'I'm afraid we had to cancel the 'perfect planning' seminar. By the time we got around to booking the hotel was full and speaker we hoped to use died in 1967...'

"This time, Joe passes the gas, Sue cuts, Bob retracts and I grab the appendix... wait, better play... I pass the gas, Sue cuts, Lynne holds retractors, Bob grabs the appendix... wait........"

"The art class look - oh, you mean flung shui?"

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