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'It's a symbiotic relationship. That lineman can crush quarterbacks with his bare hands...'

At times Richard dreaded coming home, as he knew he'd have to face the music.

'No, you can't use your last wish, to wish for another three wishes!'

Musical Web

Re-Tooling Costs - "Could you be a little more precise than umpteen million?"

'Sit, Rollover, Heel'

"An Iraq attack is one thing, but I'm not sure about a Persian incursion."

"I just figured she was holding all my calls. Turns out she's been running the company."

"I've made myself a success through a combination of long-term planning and short term tantrums."

Campground Conductor

"Do you call this a business plan?"

'Here's the game plan going forward. We acknowledge any and all 'mistakes,' then fake fixing them.'

'Things look much better long-term, once we pass the statute of limitations.'

'Just because you're smarter than me doesn't mean I can't always be right.'

And here is where we stooped to the level of the competition.

"Get me someone in Apologies, someone in Walkbacks, and send up the whole Scapegoating team."

Remote work

"NAY!!"

I'm just a pollster, ma'am - I have no idea which candidate is a cat person.

"I've come up with all the right words for our new sales strategy, now we just need to work out what order to put them in!"

Cut out and keep your own Wardrobe Assistant.

'Mergers and takeovers and profits, oh my! Mergers and takeovers and profits, oh my! Mergers and. . . '

"We're fighting them in zone A, they're our allies in zone B, and we don't know what to do in zone C."

"Just take the free kick, and stop wasting time."

"Boss, there's a rumor going around that someone lost a $1,000 bill in the cafe. There are like 200 people out there." "Interesting. And I assume they're all looking for the $1,000 bill. I assume they don't want anyone else to know about it before they find it." "I assume each of them is buying our food and drink so the others won't suspect they're here with ulterior motives." "I wonder who could have possibly spread such a rumor in the first place?" "Very bad man."

"This time, Joe passes the gas, Sue cuts, Bob retracts and I grab the appendix... wait, better play... I pass the gas, Sue cuts, Lynne holds retractors, Bob grabs the appendix... wait........"

'While Dewey distracts the defense, the quarterback simply jogs into the end zone untouched.'

"We love your results. We're just a weeny bit concerned about your methods."

'Oh, that's Dan, the congressman's right AND left hand man'

Crab conductor.

"I'm facing my fears in alphabetical order. How about you?"

"Yes, I gave him enough rope, and NO, he didn't hang himself!"

"Better use the ink wedge."

'Boswell, it's been brought to my attention that your hidden agenda is in direct conflict with my hidden agenda.'

COWS: Cow chess