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'Just because you're smarter than me doesn't mean I can't always be right.'

"Strawman argument terrorises conversation... News at eleven."

'Of course, I'm argumentative.. I'm PRE-LAW, for goodness sake!'

Prosecution bears the burden of proof. Defense bears the burden of twisting and distorting said proof.

'Sit, Rollover, Heel'

"It's something new I've been trying. Social scientists call it 'Productive Disagreement.'"

"I just figured she was holding all my calls. Turns out she's been running the company."

Campground Conductor

Boss and worker communicating in exclaimation marks.

"O.K., I admit it, we're lost, but the important thing is to remain focussed on whose fault it is."

"Let's just drop it, Andrew, and leave it to future historians to decide which of us was right."

"Why don't we compromise... you admit I'm right and I'll agree with you."

"Get me someone in Apologies, someone in Walkbacks, and send up the whole Scapegoating team."

'It was definitely a bang. You heard it, I heard it, end of discussion.'

Remote work

'Why can't you just think irrationally every once in a while?'

'He's always looking for an argument!'

"NAY!!"

"Wake up. It says here I was right about that thing I said."

"This is our format: Three minutes to present your case, two minutes each for rebuttal, one minute for summing up, and thirty seconds for claiming victory."

'It's a symbiotic relationship. That lineman can crush quarterbacks with his bare hands...'

I'm just a pollster, ma'am - I have no idea which candidate is a cat person.

"You're just mad because I found a scholar to back me up."

Opening arguments would begin after the intimidation round.

Cockfight of words

A Heated Argument

"This time, Joe passes the gas, Sue cuts, Bob retracts and I grab the appendix... wait, better play... I pass the gas, Sue cuts, Lynne holds retractors, Bob grabs the appendix... wait........"

Tune Up Shop.

"I'm facing my fears in alphabetical order. How about you?"

Crab conductor.

"But we have a common activity: we fight."

'I wish my wife would stop playing mind games with me. I'm tired of losing.'

"No more 'Hardball' - I'll talk!"

Business school: 'I plan to major in delegating.'

"My husband works from home."