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Business school: 'I plan to major in delegating.'

"Don't worry about missing the meeting, Henshaw. We assigned all the actions to you."

At times Richard dreaded coming home, as he knew he'd have to face the music.

Musical Web

"I just figured she was holding all my calls. Turns out she's been running the company."

Campground Conductor

'Just because you're smarter than me doesn't mean I can't always be right.'

Remote work

"Get me someone in Apologies, someone in Walkbacks, and send up the whole Scapegoating team."

"I did not ram Preston Sturges down their throats."

"NAY!!"

'It's a symbiotic relationship. That lineman can crush quarterbacks with his bare hands...'

Cut out and keep your own Wardrobe Assistant.

'Mergers and takeovers and profits, oh my! Mergers and takeovers and profits, oh my! Mergers and. . . '

"This time, Joe passes the gas, Sue cuts, Bob retracts and I grab the appendix... wait, better play... I pass the gas, Sue cuts, Lynne holds retractors, Bob grabs the appendix... wait........"

Tune Up Shop.

Crab conductor.

Allegro

News.

"My husband works from home."

Conductor.

'Well, that IS the drawback of musical instruments - they make noise.'

Grand Opening

The Fiddler crab.

We discovered he's tone-deaf when he started to fine-tune the economy.

I'd like a DJ, a videographer and 18 dozen red roses. Huh? The Websters can't be at the same table with the Steins. Oh no. I can't believe it. This isn't happening. Stand back, people. The tablecloths don't match the napkins. Type-A person planning a wedding!!! You father cannot make a toast.

"Oh, no, here comes my ex. Act like you're loaded!"

Gamblers Anonymous.

SUCKERS - A - BREAK, INC; 'Even...odd'