Oceanic Wit Gifts

'Ha! How stupid do they think we are? Like we're really gonna bite a hook to get a measly worm so that we can be reeled up. Pretty pathetic, isn't it, Bill.....Bill?'

For his next book, he would write an epic novel of the sea.

'Luxury cruise you said!'

These species are only living off the coast of Southern California!

"This is a great school but it wasn't my first choice."

Shark food pyramid.

"What would you recommend pairing with the school of cod fish?"

'Now from this room you can get a great view of the whales going by!'

"Uh-Oh, gotta go lads. . . I smell blood!"

Ocean Liners will be Ocean Liners

"You can find me on Inkedin."

'Great white shark! Where do they get that 'great' stuff? Know how hard that is to live up to?'

Fisherman tricks a visitor into thinking a huge buoy is a fishing float for giant fish.

"It's odd, but once I'm full, the last thing I want to smell is blood in the water."

'It is truly embrarrassing Doc: I faint at the sight of blood... Can you help me?'

"What's that clicking sound?"

'Rest assured, your fear of harpoons is anything but irrational.'

Jelly Fish

"My promotion case went through: I'll get two fish per trick now..."

One lobster has another in hand cuffs.

"In a case like this, a lot depends on which jurisdiction applies. Were you, by any chance, in international waters when you bit him?"

"I get it...you went south for the winter. Now, don't you think it's time to ditch the shirt?"

"Honestly, Edna, he just wasn't worth it!"

'Yeah, I know, but don't worry, I've scared the living daylights out of him: He'll never spear-fish again...'

'Hello, my name is Sam. Come to this watering hole very often?'

"Dad, at school today, they've asked me if the penfish is mightier than the swordfish. Is it?"

"Oh, don't get all defensive at me!"

School Crossing

When the prey becomes the predator.

'Ok, that's fine! You have dibs on the big one. I prefer the skinnier ones anyway. They struggle more vigorously which, I think, enhances the taste.'

'Perfect with fish?' ... That's sick!'

"Perfect Summer day! Let's go and ruin their day at the beach..."

Fish's Revenge.