Ocean Ambassador T-Shirts

"Oceans are rising, landmass is shrinking - so far so good."

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

It beached on a pile of plastic bottles, so they were able to just roll it back out.

The Jolly Green Giant Squid

'There is no point in leaving civilization, because civilization will not leave you.'

'The Ambassador will not be pleased, Madame.'

"If it's a series of patterned clicks, I'm not here."

"I actually saw ten gay characters on television this week—which almost balanced out the 2,174 straight characters I saw."

"Dude, I'm losing you in this tunnel."

Michael Jackson - Mission fulfilled.

Japanese Whaling

"Well, if you didn't do anything in North Korea, then why do they keep launching missiles at us?"

Are you interested in UFOs? Advanced life forms? Free medical screenings? Alternative underwear? Snacks and refreshments? Non-sexual turtles? Reverse pound cake? Science? Join us.

'There. See? Your buddy is OK. Now show us our guy before we make the swap.'

"Now I'm just cleaning up."

'...And you're always complaining about the government's international trade agreements'

Nato Membership

'There was a time I thought humans were as smart as we are.'

'It's a 'Free Willy From Hollywood' petition: Would you please sign it...'

"Well, of course it's plastic!"

"I'm OK. But I think the dog wants to go out."

The Further Temptations of Kenneth Starr

Save the river.

Stop Human Footing

Diplomacy Between Cuba and US

Chief Foreign Policy Advisor to President Obama.

"Let's say an immediate $10.00 allowance increase plus an annual 8% cost of living raise and I'll call him off."

"I can hear the sea boiling."

Sea Change.

"Mr. Macron, Mr. Draghi. Welcome to Kiev! Why didn't you bring Mr. Scholz with you?"

Penguin lost his appetite because of contaminated fish.

"He's very concerned about the oceans rising."

While playing fetch, Beasle inadvertently set back interplanetary relations for millennia.

The Seahoover

Frontex