Alien Ambassador T-Shirts

'It's THEM!'

'...And you're always complaining about the government's international trade agreements'

"Who do we talk to about buying your planet?"

"We sent a message to any extraterrestrial beings in deep space. It was picked up by an observatory in Great Britain. They didn't understand it."

Are you interested in UFOs? Advanced life forms? Free medical screenings? Alternative underwear? Snacks and refreshments? Non-sexual turtles? Reverse pound cake? Science? Join us.

'Uh-oh darling, I think we've really overslept.'

Pentagon Science Contest: 'Captain Eddie helped you with this, didn't he...As long as this secret doesn't fall into the hands of the military.'

While playing fetch, Beasle inadvertently set back interplanetary relations for millennia.

"I actually saw ten gay characters on television this week—which almost balanced out the 2,174 straight characters I saw."

'The Ambassador will not be pleased, Madame.'

"Oceans are rising, landmass is shrinking - so far so good."

Nuclear Proliferation

Nato Membership

"Mr. Macron, Mr. Draghi. Welcome to Kiev! Why didn't you bring Mr. Scholz with you?"

Diplomacy Between Cuba and US

Chief Foreign Policy Advisor to President Obama.

The Further Temptations of Kenneth Starr

"Do you think it's a form of greeting?"

"I'm OK. But I think the dog wants to go out."

"It's amazing how far you can go with a positive attitude."

"I'll abandon my medium-and shorter-range missiles if you'll abandon yours."

Love and hate

Diplomats in the form of doormats

"No note!? With no note, sending our envoy's head back in a box could mean anything!"

Europe

Alien surrendering to huge telescope because it looks like a gun

"The global warming thing is beginning to scare me!"

Carbon footprint

'If it hurts when you make webs, Dear, maybe you should see a spin doctor.'

Negotiations

Merkel and Hollande in Moscow

'Now that's devotion. Two broken arms and still working.'

"Maybe some of us don't want to give ourselves a round of applause for agreeing to restore the delicate balance of our ecosystem."

Cat thrusts note through mousehole that reads 'Can't we talk about this?'

'Rock beats scissors, sanctions it is!'