Representation Ambassador T-Shirts

"I actually saw ten gay characters on television this week—which almost balanced out the 2,174 straight characters I saw."

'The Ambassador will not be pleased, Madame.'

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

"But why can't I bring him to class? He's my therapy toad!"

Nuclear Proliferation

Are you interested in UFOs? Advanced life forms? Free medical screenings? Alternative underwear? Snacks and refreshments? Non-sexual turtles? Reverse pound cake? Science? Join us.

'...And you're always complaining about the government's international trade agreements'

Nato Membership

"And, if elected, I promise to put more black people in cartoons."

"Mr. Macron, Mr. Draghi. Welcome to Kiev! Why didn't you bring Mr. Scholz with you?"

Chief Foreign Policy Advisor to President Obama.

Diplomacy Between Cuba and US

The Further Temptations of Kenneth Starr

"I'm OK. But I think the dog wants to go out."

Set of scales with white family on one side and black people on the other.

While playing fetch, Beasle inadvertently set back interplanetary relations for millennia.

"I'll abandon my medium-and shorter-range missiles if you'll abandon yours."

"It's amazing how far you can go with a positive attitude."

"Who do we talk to about buying your planet?"

"No note!? With no note, sending our envoy's head back in a box could mean anything!"

Diplomats in the form of doormats

Love and hate

Europe

R and D for a Pharmaceutical company

Negotiations

Carbon footprint

Merkel and Hollande in Moscow

"Maybe some of us don't want to give ourselves a round of applause for agreeing to restore the delicate balance of our ecosystem."

Welcome to our team.

'Uh-oh darling, I think we've really overslept.'

Pentagon Science Contest: 'Captain Eddie helped you with this, didn't he...As long as this secret doesn't fall into the hands of the military.'

'Rock beats scissors, sanctions it is!'