Representation Ambassador T-Shirts

"I actually saw ten gay characters on television this week—which almost balanced out the 2,174 straight characters I saw."

Who should be the next eco-club president? The most vegan? The most carbon neutral? The most into solar? Eco-club. But we need someone who will attract kids to the environmental cause. Then it's obvious. The most popular. Or most athletic!

'The Ambassador will not be pleased, Madame.'

Michael Jackson - Mission fulfilled.

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

Nuclear Proliferation

Are you interested in UFOs? Advanced life forms? Free medical screenings? Alternative underwear? Snacks and refreshments? Non-sexual turtles? Reverse pound cake? Science? Join us.

"But why can't I bring him to class? He's my therapy toad!"

'...And you're always complaining about the government's international trade agreements'

"And, if elected, I promise to put more black people in cartoons."

Nato Membership

"I'm OK. But I think the dog wants to go out."

Diplomacy Between Cuba and US

The Further Temptations of Kenneth Starr

"Mr. Macron, Mr. Draghi. Welcome to Kiev! Why didn't you bring Mr. Scholz with you?"

Chief Foreign Policy Advisor to President Obama.

Set of scales with white family on one side and black people on the other.

While playing fetch, Beasle inadvertently set back interplanetary relations for millennia.

"Gracie, if we want to see more Latinos in film, we need to support Latino films. When a movie comes out with Latino stars and Latino story, we need to go see it."

"I'll abandon my medium-and shorter-range missiles if you'll abandon yours."

"It's amazing how far you can go with a positive attitude."

Diplomats in the form of doormats

Europe

"Who do we talk to about buying your planet?"

Love and hate

Temporarily closed for resurfacing.

"No note!? With no note, sending our envoy's head back in a box could mean anything!"

R and D for a Pharmaceutical company

Negotiations

Merkel and Hollande in Moscow

Carbon footprint

Pentagon Science Contest: 'Captain Eddie helped you with this, didn't he...As long as this secret doesn't fall into the hands of the military.'

Welcome to our team.

'Uh-oh darling, I think we've really overslept.'

"Maybe some of us don't want to give ourselves a round of applause for agreeing to restore the delicate balance of our ecosystem."