Image Ambassador T-Shirts

'How does my bum look in these pants?'

Nothing Succeeds Like Confidence.

Love linked

"Yet she never gains an ounce."

'The Ambassador will not be pleased, Madame.'

"I actually saw ten gay characters on television this week—which almost balanced out the 2,174 straight characters I saw."

If you want to see love be love.

I have to get the Positive Thinker...

'My long-range goal is to turn pro and lead the league in product endorsements.'

Nato Membership

"Mr. Macron, Mr. Draghi. Welcome to Kiev! Why didn't you bring Mr. Scholz with you?"

Diplomacy Between Cuba and US

Chief Foreign Policy Advisor to President Obama.

The Further Temptations of Kenneth Starr

"I'm OK. But I think the dog wants to go out."

"I can't have anything that's a food."

'He's the teacher's pet. She keeps him in a cage in the back of the class.'

"It's amazing how far you can go with a positive attitude."

Diplomats in the form of doormats

"No note!? With no note, sending our envoy's head back in a box could mean anything!"

Love and hate

'I hate her...'

A tight skirt makes a woman look slim!

Merkel and Hollande in Moscow

Welcome to our team.

Carbon footprint

"Last week we simultaneously deleted our Tinder profiles. So we're practically engaged now."

Negotiations

"Maybe some of us don't want to give ourselves a round of applause for agreeing to restore the delicate balance of our ecosystem."

'Rock beats scissors, sanctions it is!'

"When I told you to put our company logo everywhere, Tom... I didn't mean tattoos."

"Why, James. James the Munificent. How good it is to hear from you."

Government PR: 'Okay Ministers,to your seats now,please! Here comes the Ambassadoor!' / An Ambassador in the form of a Door