Attitude Ambassador T-Shirts

"It's amazing how far you can go with a positive attitude."

Nothing Succeeds Like Confidence.

Love linked

"Are you OK hun?"

'The Ambassador will not be pleased, Madame.'

"I actually saw ten gay characters on television this week—which almost balanced out the 2,174 straight characters I saw."

If you want to see love be love.

I have to get the Positive Thinker...

"But why can't I bring him to class? He's my therapy toad!"

"Kind words help the dairy cow produce good milk. They go in one ear and out the udder."

Nato Membership

Diplomacy Between Cuba and US

Chief Foreign Policy Advisor to President Obama.

"Mr. Macron, Mr. Draghi. Welcome to Kiev! Why didn't you bring Mr. Scholz with you?"

The Further Temptations of Kenneth Starr

"I'm OK. But I think the dog wants to go out."

Set of scales with white family on one side and black people on the other.

The Surly Yoof

Teach Love

Love and hate

"No note!? With no note, sending our envoy's head back in a box could mean anything!"

Diplomats in the form of doormats

Emotional Support Dog

Merkel and Hollande in Moscow

Lake City Optimist Club - Peachy/Keen.

Negotiations

"Maybe some of us don't want to give ourselves a round of applause for agreeing to restore the delicate balance of our ecosystem."

'Now that's devotion. Two broken arms and still working.'

Welcome to our team.

"Last week we simultaneously deleted our Tinder profiles. So we're practically engaged now."

Carbon footprint

'Rock beats scissors, sanctions it is!'

"Why, James. James the Munificent. How good it is to hear from you."

Government PR: 'Okay Ministers,to your seats now,please! Here comes the Ambassadoor!' / An Ambassador in the form of a Door

'When I was in the diplomatic corps. I worked at the U.N. during it's 'relevant' period.'