Ambassador Of Goodwill T-Shirts

USA commercial flights to Cuba

Nothing Succeeds Like Confidence.

"Are you OK hun?"

'The Ambassador will not be pleased, Madame.'

"I actually saw ten gay characters on television this week—which almost balanced out the 2,174 straight characters I saw."

Stop, Smell Roses (stop and smell the roses)

I have to get the Positive Thinker...

"Kind words help the dairy cow produce good milk. They go in one ear and out the udder."

Nato Membership

"Mr. Macron, Mr. Draghi. Welcome to Kiev! Why didn't you bring Mr. Scholz with you?"

The Further Temptations of Kenneth Starr

"I'm OK. But I think the dog wants to go out."

Diplomacy Between Cuba and US

Chief Foreign Policy Advisor to President Obama.

Set of scales with white family on one side and black people on the other.

"It's amazing how far you can go with a positive attitude."

"No note!? With no note, sending our envoy's head back in a box could mean anything!"

Teach Love

Diplomats in the form of doormats

Love and hate

"The global warming thing is beginning to scare me!"

Emotional Support Dog

Negotiations

"Maybe some of us don't want to give ourselves a round of applause for agreeing to restore the delicate balance of our ecosystem."

"Ever notice how everyone's nice this time of year? Kids behave. Neighbors, friends, relatives - even workers at the office - smile more. The mailman has a friendly wave, folks seem to go out of their way to be nice..."

'Now that's devotion. Two broken arms and still working.'

Lake City Optimist Club - Peachy/Keen.

Merkel and Hollande in Moscow

'Rock beats scissors, sanctions it is!'

Government PR: 'Okay Ministers,to your seats now,please! Here comes the Ambassadoor!' / An Ambassador in the form of a Door

"Why, James. James the Munificent. How good it is to hear from you."

Happy? Tell Your Face.

Cuba and USA open embassies

"We've hit a snag in negotiations."

'When I was in the diplomatic corps. I worked at the U.N. during it's 'relevant' period.'