Ambassador Of Goodwill Gifts

USA commercial flights to Cuba

Nothing Succeeds Like Confidence.

"Are you OK hun?"

"I actually saw ten gay characters on television this week—which almost balanced out the 2,174 straight characters I saw."

Stop, Smell Roses (stop and smell the roses)

'The Ambassador will not be pleased, Madame.'

I have to get the Positive Thinker...

"Kind words help the dairy cow produce good milk. They go in one ear and out the udder."

Nato Membership

"Mr. Macron, Mr. Draghi. Welcome to Kiev! Why didn't you bring Mr. Scholz with you?"

"I'm OK. But I think the dog wants to go out."

Chief Foreign Policy Advisor to President Obama.

The Further Temptations of Kenneth Starr

Diplomacy Between Cuba and US

Set of scales with white family on one side and black people on the other.

"It's amazing how far you can go with a positive attitude."

Love and hate

Diplomats in the form of doormats

"No note!? With no note, sending our envoy's head back in a box could mean anything!"

Teach Love

"The global warming thing is beginning to scare me!"

Emotional Support Dog

"Maybe some of us don't want to give ourselves a round of applause for agreeing to restore the delicate balance of our ecosystem."

Negotiations

Lake City Optimist Club - Peachy/Keen.

Merkel and Hollande in Moscow

'Now that's devotion. Two broken arms and still working.'

"Ever notice how everyone's nice this time of year? Kids behave. Neighbors, friends, relatives - even workers at the office - smile more. The mailman has a friendly wave, folks seem to go out of their way to be nice..."

'Rock beats scissors, sanctions it is!'

"Why, James. James the Munificent. How good it is to hear from you."

Government PR: 'Okay Ministers,to your seats now,please! Here comes the Ambassadoor!' / An Ambassador in the form of a Door

Cuba and USA open embassies

Happy? Tell Your Face.

'When I was in the diplomatic corps. I worked at the U.N. during it's 'relevant' period.'

"We've hit a snag in negotiations."