Treat Ambassador T-Shirts

'Got treats?'

'The Ambassador will not be pleased, Madame.'

Stop, Smell Roses (stop and smell the roses)

"I actually saw ten gay characters on television this week—which almost balanced out the 2,174 straight characters I saw."

Michael Jackson - Mission fulfilled.

"But why can't I bring him to class? He's my therapy toad!"

Nuclear Proliferation

Are you interested in UFOs? Advanced life forms? Free medical screenings? Alternative underwear? Snacks and refreshments? Non-sexual turtles? Reverse pound cake? Science? Join us.

'...And you're always complaining about the government's international trade agreements'

Nato Membership

"Mr. Macron, Mr. Draghi. Welcome to Kiev! Why didn't you bring Mr. Scholz with you?"

Chief Foreign Policy Advisor to President Obama.

Diplomacy Between Cuba and US

The Further Temptations of Kenneth Starr

Sure, I'll sit, but I want half the treat upfront.

"I'm OK. But I think the dog wants to go out."

Set of scales with white family on one side and black people on the other.

Richard and Wendy Kozier, of Saddle River, New Jersey, with U.N. Peacekeeping Contingent

While playing fetch, Beasle inadvertently set back interplanetary relations for millennia.

'He's the teacher's pet. She keeps him in a cage in the back of the class.'

"It's amazing how far you can go with a positive attitude."

"I'll abandon my medium-and shorter-range missiles if you'll abandon yours."

Temporarily closed for resurfacing.

"No note!? With no note, sending our envoy's head back in a box could mean anything!"

"Who do we talk to about buying your planet?"

Love and hate

Diplomats in the form of doormats

"The global warming thing is beginning to scare me!"

Carbon footprint

'Now that's devotion. Two broken arms and still working.'

Merkel and Hollande in Moscow

Negotiations

'Uh-oh darling, I think we've really overslept.'

"Maybe some of us don't want to give ourselves a round of applause for agreeing to restore the delicate balance of our ecosystem."

Pentagon Science Contest: 'Captain Eddie helped you with this, didn't he...As long as this secret doesn't fall into the hands of the military.'