Alien Ambassador Pillows

'It's THEM!'

'...And you're always complaining about the government's international trade agreements'

"Who do we talk to about buying your planet?"

"We sent a message to any extraterrestrial beings in deep space. It was picked up by an observatory in Great Britain. They didn't understand it."

I've been all over the galaxy, and they have the strangest economic system I've ever seen!

Are you interested in UFOs? Advanced life forms? Free medical screenings? Alternative underwear? Snacks and refreshments? Non-sexual turtles? Reverse pound cake? Science? Join us.

'Uh-oh darling, I think we've really overslept.'

Pentagon Science Contest: 'Captain Eddie helped you with this, didn't he...As long as this secret doesn't fall into the hands of the military.'

While playing fetch, Beasle inadvertently set back interplanetary relations for millennia.

Michael Jackson - Mission fulfilled.

"I keep on getting these feelings of love, peace and empathy..."

'The Ambassador will not be pleased, Madame.'

"I actually saw ten gay characters on television this week—which almost balanced out the 2,174 straight characters I saw."

It's not a bad planet -- Their talk shows make it seem a lot worse than it is.

"Oceans are rising, landmass is shrinking - so far so good."

Nuclear Proliferation

Nato Membership

"Do you think it's a form of greeting?"

The Further Temptations of Kenneth Starr

"Mr. Macron, Mr. Draghi. Welcome to Kiev! Why didn't you bring Mr. Scholz with you?"

Diplomacy Between Cuba and US

Hello, you've reached the private line of the Secretary of Defense. At last! We tried calling you all day yesterday to alert you to an imminent threat. How did you get this number? It was coming straight at your nation-state at speeds approaching Kebin 2. What are you talking about? What's "Klebin 2"? Apologies. In earthlingese that would be "mach 23," or 24.140.16 kilometers per hour. Good lord! I'd better wake ... Not to worry. Our sensors locked on to it as soon as it launched from your North

Chief Foreign Policy Advisor to President Obama.

"I'm OK. But I think the dog wants to go out."

"I'll abandon my medium-and shorter-range missiles if you'll abandon yours."

"It's amazing how far you can go with a positive attitude."

"No note!? With no note, sending our envoy's head back in a box could mean anything!"

Temporarily closed for resurfacing.

Europe

Love and hate

Diplomats in the form of doormats

Alien surrendering to huge telescope because it looks like a gun

"The global warming thing is beginning to scare me!"

"Maybe some of us don't want to give ourselves a round of applause for agreeing to restore the delicate balance of our ecosystem."

'If it hurts when you make webs, Dear, maybe you should see a spin doctor.'