Ocean Ambassador Pillows

"Oceans are rising, landmass is shrinking - so far so good."

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

The Jolly Green Giant Squid

'There is no point in leaving civilization, because civilization will not leave you.'

"I actually saw ten gay characters on television this week—which almost balanced out the 2,174 straight characters I saw."

'The Ambassador will not be pleased, Madame.'

"If it's a series of patterned clicks, I'm not here."

"Dude, I'm losing you in this tunnel."

Japanese Whaling

"Well, if you didn't do anything in North Korea, then why do they keep launching missiles at us?"

Are you interested in UFOs? Advanced life forms? Free medical screenings? Alternative underwear? Snacks and refreshments? Non-sexual turtles? Reverse pound cake? Science? Join us.

'There. See? Your buddy is OK. Now show us our guy before we make the swap.'

"Now I'm just cleaning up."

'...And you're always complaining about the government's international trade agreements'

'There was a time I thought humans were as smart as we are.'

Nato Membership

'It's a 'Free Willy From Hollywood' petition: Would you please sign it...'

"Let's say an immediate $10.00 allowance increase plus an annual 8% cost of living raise and I'll call him off."

Sea Change.

Stop Human Footing

"I can hear the sea boiling."

Diplomacy Between Cuba and US

The Further Temptations of Kenneth Starr

Chief Foreign Policy Advisor to President Obama.

"Mr. Macron, Mr. Draghi. Welcome to Kiev! Why didn't you bring Mr. Scholz with you?"

Save the river.

"I'm OK. But I think the dog wants to go out."

Penguin lost his appetite because of contaminated fish.

World crisis

While playing fetch, Beasle inadvertently set back interplanetary relations for millennia.

"He's very concerned about the oceans rising."

The Seahoover

'Maybe we should've let that one pass.'