"Oceans are rising, landmass is shrinking - so far so good."
Ocean Ambassador Gifts
Looking for a gift for an ocean ambassador passionate about marine conservation? Our collection of creatively designed mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints captures their love for the sea with a witty and heartfelt touch. Perfect for those who champion the oceans, these products combine humor and appreciation, making them memorable tokens of their dedication. Whether they’re part of a conservation team or simply adore the ocean, our creations help spread awareness while showcasing their passion in a fun, stylish way.
"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"
It beached on a pile of plastic bottles, so they were able to just roll it back out.
The Jolly Green Giant Squid
'There is no point in leaving civilization, because civilization will not leave you.'
'The Ambassador will not be pleased, Madame.'
"If it's a series of patterned clicks, I'm not here."
"I actually saw ten gay characters on television this week—which almost balanced out the 2,174 straight characters I saw."
"Dude, I'm losing you in this tunnel."
Michael Jackson - Mission fulfilled.
Japanese Whaling
"Well, if you didn't do anything in North Korea, then why do they keep launching missiles at us?"
Are you interested in UFOs? Advanced life forms? Free medical screenings? Alternative underwear? Snacks and refreshments? Non-sexual turtles? Reverse pound cake? Science? Join us.
'There. See? Your buddy is OK. Now show us our guy before we make the swap.'
"Now I'm just cleaning up."
'...And you're always complaining about the government's international trade agreements'
Nato Membership
'There was a time I thought humans were as smart as we are.'
'It's a 'Free Willy From Hollywood' petition: Would you please sign it...'
"Well, of course it's plastic!"
"I'm OK. But I think the dog wants to go out."
The Further Temptations of Kenneth Starr
Save the river.
Stop Human Footing
Diplomacy Between Cuba and US
Chief Foreign Policy Advisor to President Obama.
"Let's say an immediate $10.00 allowance increase plus an annual 8% cost of living raise and I'll call him off."
"I can hear the sea boiling."
Sea Change.
"Mr. Macron, Mr. Draghi. Welcome to Kiev! Why didn't you bring Mr. Scholz with you?"
Penguin lost his appetite because of contaminated fish.
"He's very concerned about the oceans rising."
While playing fetch, Beasle inadvertently set back interplanetary relations for millennia.
The Seahoover
Frontex
Ocean Ambassador Gifts Collection
Ocean Ambassador Mugs
Explore our collection of ocean ambassador mugs, perfect for those who champion marine conservation with humor and heart.
Ocean Ambassador Pillows
Find cozy pillows for your ocean advocate, bringing their marine passion into their home decor with stylish, sea-inspired designs.
Ocean Ambassador Prints
Browse our ocean-themed prints to celebrate marine conservation and inspire your space with ocean-inspired artwork.
Ocean Ambassador T-Shirts
Discover our ocean ambassador t-shirts, designed for marine lovers to wear their passion with pride and a touch of wit.