Occasional Crash Lander Gifts

"He built his own airplane from a kit."

"OK, well, if you do hear anything, be sure to give us a call."

'Ooops. Wonder if I can claim El Nino caused a surge in water pressure?'

'Quick! Contact my doctor!'

"Sorry, but that's a road racing bike. I'm a mountain bike specialist."

"No you idiot! I said to get a brain, not bran cereal!"

Man blowing glass. His dentures have fallen out and are in the glass bubble.

Car crashed into warning sign

'Next time make sure it's the bath plug before you pull it out.'

'You wrecked ANOTHER snowmobile?'

"The latest car safety data is in, and it's still really really bad to crash into things."

'Well, this just seems indulgent.'

"Oh, that's Mr Norris. He's our risk analyst."

'That's our third lightning strike this month -- Maybe we aren't meant to attain enlightenment.'

"Sorry I didn't return your calls of earlier today."

"Ted! It's fallen down! Ted!"

Campanology wasn't really Gregory's thing!

'You wrecked ANOTHER snowmobile?'

'Sorry for the inconvenience, sir. Our computer system is acting up.'

'I didn't come to fall in. I came to fish.'

"We're not that well organized, but we know where everybody is."

"It's still in the testing stages, but our new flying car project looks promising.'

"Once I start writing a poem, I can't stop."

Vacuum-salesman clown gets door slammed on his foot.

'You were right - it WASN'T a cat with a racing stripe.'

"Harry, the glaucoma machine needs adjusting again!"

'I won that in a demolition derby.'

Zebra Crossing

"I think I'm just going to go ahead and take the penalty stroke on this!"

'Lucky that I lost your No-Claim Bonus last lesson.'

Birders without borders.