Oath-taker Extraordinaire Gifts

Place you hand on the bible and repeat after me. Place your hand on the bible and repeat after me. No. Don't repeat that! No. Don't repeat that! Your honor, make him stop! You honor, make him stop! Another long day in juvenile court.

"I had all the right answers, but I had them in the wrong order."

Having been born with a birthmark that looks exactly like Asia and the Mideast, Russell was able to ace the geography portion of the SATs.

Cleric with bible briefcase.

Paper to boy: 'Did you forget something? I'm your take home test.'

Man is successfully leaping over chasm.

'Well, that WAS an impressive string of obscenities, but I think I'll stick with the Hippocratic oath.'

Summertime... When you go zero to 'booked up' in 3.5 seconds

"Again, I must remind the witness that he is under oath!"

"Suddenly I'm feeling paranoid about all the notes you're taking."

"The Oaths of the Venture Capitalists."

Outstanding Time Management

Of COURSE I hate to rush around all the time! But I do it so I won't have to hurry later!

"We're studying the legal principles of 'crossing a heart and hoping to die'."

"In a multiple choice exam if in doubt always go for D, because that's about what grade you'll end up with!"

Cunning as a Fox hey? Well, I saw you cheating Mister! D-Minus!

'Are you kidding? Of course I take this woman - wouldn't you???'

"You know you're in trouble when you stop praying for the answers and start begging."

Boy in court swearing oath on comic book

"A lot of questions about EVs are cleared up once you start driving one."

"Your ten o'clock is here."

"He always times '60 minutes.'"

Exam Nerves.

Paper to kid: 'Did you forget something? I'm your take home test.'

'What wine goes with the Hippocratic Oath- my nephew graduated from medical school.'

'Come on, hurry up and decide - Time is money.'

"Do you Death, take this woman until life do you part?"

'Edgar!! You told me you had to work this Mother's Day!! You're in big trouble, young man!!'

'No way you're ever going to comply with all of THAT!'

"What if I run out of sticky notes to remind myself to get more sticky notes???"

"It's a note from my mommy. She says I don't have to attend."

'No, I've got the same time as you. This thing must be running slow.'

"You keep impeccable time."

Sundials showing different timnezones.

'He's got a really big sound.'