Oath-taker Extraordinaire T-Shirts

"I had all the right answers, but I had them in the wrong order."

Cleric with bible briefcase.

Paper to boy: 'Did you forget something? I'm your take home test.'

Man is successfully leaping over chasm.

'Well, that WAS an impressive string of obscenities, but I think I'll stick with the Hippocratic oath.'

Summertime... When you go zero to 'booked up' in 3.5 seconds

Outstanding Time Management

"Again, I must remind the witness that he is under oath!"

"Suddenly I'm feeling paranoid about all the notes you're taking."

"The Oaths of the Venture Capitalists."

"We're studying the legal principles of 'crossing a heart and hoping to die'."

Of COURSE I hate to rush around all the time! But I do it so I won't have to hurry later!

"In a multiple choice exam if in doubt always go for D, because that's about what grade you'll end up with!"

Boy in court swearing oath on comic book

Cunning as a Fox hey? Well, I saw you cheating Mister! D-Minus!

'Are you kidding? Of course I take this woman - wouldn't you???'

"You know you're in trouble when you stop praying for the answers and start begging."

"A lot of questions about EVs are cleared up once you start driving one."

"Your ten o'clock is here."

'What wine goes with the Hippocratic Oath- my nephew graduated from medical school.'

'Come on, hurry up and decide - Time is money.'

Exam Nerves.

Paper to kid: 'Did you forget something? I'm your take home test.'

"He always times '60 minutes.'"

"What if I run out of sticky notes to remind myself to get more sticky notes???"

'Edgar!! You told me you had to work this Mother's Day!! You're in big trouble, young man!!'

"It's a note from my mommy. She says I don't have to attend."

'No way you're ever going to comply with all of THAT!'

"Do you Death, take this woman until life do you part?"

'No, I've got the same time as you. This thing must be running slow.'

"You keep impeccable time."

Sundials showing different timnezones.

'He's got a really big sound.'

"Your standardized test scores are impressive, but we have no standardized jobs."