Oath Keeper T-Shirts

'Well, that WAS an impressive string of obscenities, but I think I'll stick with the Hippocratic oath.'

"I guess it's ethical. Let me run it through my 'Ethics Check' app."

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

"Try picking up a girl after you've renounced everything."

'How do we SLEEP at night?'

"The date protection policy is all about access to information, and we all know information is POWER!"

Mother's Love

"Unfortunately, what you downloaded from the net is a ten-year-old paper I once wrote for my college boyfriend!"

"We're studying the legal principles of 'crossing a heart and hoping to die'."

'I'll have to keep my name after we're married.'

"Again, I must remind the witness that he is under oath!"

"When you promised me a lift home...."

Check your conscience, Senator?

'New Years Resolutions, paragraph 45, clause iv in which we will attempt to clarify the term 'butter buttocks'.'

Librarian.

Boy in court swearing oath on comic book

'Are you kidding? Of course I take this woman - wouldn't you???'

"I'll do whatever it takes to save this marriage. Even if that means having to work weekends."

Introducing clean conscience products

'Yes, your wedding vows are still binding even if you DID get married during the Clinton administration.'

How To Keep Promises

"Isn't it nice to see more bobbies on the street...?"

"This year, no coal for the bad guys!"

'We're going to start this week's sermon with a review of the basics....'

"Okay, so the object of the game is to get into the most pedantic fight about the rules."

'How can you sleep at night?'

Think - But not too much.

'What wine goes with the Hippocratic Oath- my nephew graduated from medical school.'

"Well, that's that. Can't do a research homework if the internet's down."

"I've got a good head for business; I just don't have the stomach for it."

'Have you ever seen that TV ad, 'Help, I'm sitting around gossiping and can't shut up', Timmy?'

'No way you're ever going to comply with all of THAT!'

"Tom..Tom, you promised not to flame my parents..."

"A statue was built in his honor because he actually delivered on his campaign promises."

'Yes, your wedding vows are still binding even if you DID get married during the Clinton administration.'