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"We're studying the legal principles of 'crossing a heart and hoping to die'."

Struggling with issues from his own childhood, the Bedroom Bandit would sneak in and jumble children's room across the nation. Not a mother believed it.

The Queen of Static Electricity: 'Hey, Jeffrey...I've got a physics question for you...The queen of static electricity is exempt! Hail me!!'

"Soon you'll be sucking your thumb AND tying your shoes...they call it multitasking."

'I've never opened her up on the highway, but I get great mileage in the city!'

Mother pours bubble bath into child's plastic pool

'My first camera'

'Here comes the Papa-razzi again...'

"It turns out I just wasted the whole morning networking with a dog."

"The one time in our lives when it's acceptable to run around naked, but they dress us up like L. L. Bean catalog."

'Actually, they're pretty nice, once they settle down.'

"Every time I tie my shoes, the laces come undone...I think it's a conspiracy!"

'You put it down for five seconds. I get it now.'

"Listen up and listen up good, 'cause I'm only going to say this a million times."

"My parents call it a blanket hanging from my ceiling. I call it a giant privacy filter."

'Your imagination was so powerful he became real. It happens to me all the time.'

Introducing Peter's Cousin - Murray Pan - The Boy Who Refused To Stay A Child

My corn is undercooked. It hasn't even popped!

'She said she was made out of sugar and spice, so I bit her.'

'I'm about to say my prayers, Dad. Do you want more pocket money too?'

Why do I need a nap when it's only 8.15 am?

Knight of the sandcastle.

'You haven't changed a bit Perkins.'

"I know more about art than you do, so I'll tell you what to like."

"I was about your age when I, too, started having security concerns."

"Are you going to have a baby too, Uncle Fred?"

"Jenny, your play date's here!"

'Mr. Stork, tell my little brother where he came from.'

'Any chance of getting a financial advance on my loose tooth?'

Truce?

'Alright, you've had enough. Time to pay the tab.'

"Oh, no! Now you know my secret identity as Toilet Paper Man!"