Childhood Oath Enthusiast Mugs

"We're studying the legal principles of 'crossing a heart and hoping to die'."

Struggling with issues from his own childhood, the Bedroom Bandit would sneak in and jumble children's room across the nation. Not a mother believed it.

"Soon you'll be sucking your thumb AND tying your shoes...they call it multitasking."

The Queen of Static Electricity: 'Hey, Jeffrey...I've got a physics question for you...The queen of static electricity is exempt! Hail me!!'

'I've never opened her up on the highway, but I get great mileage in the city!'

Mother pours bubble bath into child's plastic pool

'My first camera'

'Here comes the Papa-razzi again...'

"It turns out I just wasted the whole morning networking with a dog."

"The one time in our lives when it's acceptable to run around naked, but they dress us up like L. L. Bean catalog."

'Actually, they're pretty nice, once they settle down.'

"Every time I tie my shoes, the laces come undone...I think it's a conspiracy!"

'You put it down for five seconds. I get it now.'

"Listen up and listen up good, 'cause I'm only going to say this a million times."

'Your imagination was so powerful he became real. It happens to me all the time.'

"My parents call it a blanket hanging from my ceiling. I call it a giant privacy filter."

Eddie longed for the days when kids played at recess instead of waiting for YouTube moments.

Introducing Peter's Cousin - Murray Pan - The Boy Who Refused To Stay A Child

My corn is undercooked. It hasn't even popped!

'I'm about to say my prayers, Dad. Do you want more pocket money too?'

Why do I need a nap when it's only 8.15 am?

'She said she was made out of sugar and spice, so I bit her.'

Knight of the sandcastle.

'You haven't changed a bit Perkins.'

"I know more about art than you do, so I'll tell you what to like."

"I was about your age when I, too, started having security concerns."

"Jenny, your play date's here!"

Happy House Daycare. Family-owned & family-run since this many years.

'Mr. Stork, tell my little brother where he came from.'

"Are you going to have a baby too, Uncle Fred?"

'Any chance of getting a financial advance on my loose tooth?'

Truce?

No caption. (Young girl looks at hopscotch pattern drawn on treadmill.)

Place you hand on the bible and repeat after me. Place your hand on the bible and repeat after me. No. Don't repeat that! No. Don't repeat that! Your honor, make him stop! You honor, make him stop! Another long day in juvenile court.

'Alright, you've had enough. Time to pay the tab.'