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'I like going to Catholic school. I need to be able to pray before tests.'

"I'm afraid I can't green-light anything - you'll just have to pray."

"I had all the right answers, but I had them in the wrong order."

Exam

'I really crammed last night.'

'This test doesn't understand me.'

"Is this a 'GOTCHA' question?"

'Don't start timing me yet! This staple won't come out!'

"In the same of the phone, the tablet, and the desktop computer."

'Fischer Says Give Thanks to the Lord!'

"You're kidding! You count S.A.T.s?"

Paper to boy: 'Did you forget something? I'm your take home test.'

'If I don't chew this, my S.A.T. scores will skyrocket.'

"You said mindfulness could help us do well on the test, so I filled it up with as much as I could last night."

Christian and Born again Christian...

Monk Prompt

'Will Mr. 'No Comment' please remain after class.'

"You don't mind the psychometric test, do you?"

'We're going to start this week's sermon with a review of the basics....'

Jesus is Scourged (The Holy Bible).

Empty Headed Schoolboy

"Tia Carmen, I have a killer test tomorrow. Can you help?"

Good Luck with your finals.

'I'm afraid I still have more questions than answers.'

Bigger Brain

History student: 'I remembered the Alamo ... but forgot everything else!'

Monk and Bible and Devil Page Marker

"Amen. Thanks everyone, oh and don't forget to subscribe!"

'This business about the meek inheriting the Earth -- can't anything be done about it?'

'What makes me mad, I was only a couple seats away from all the right answers!'

'The penguin is upset...'

Pastor puts up sign on pole stating that he is 'serving' his 1,000th sermon.

"He's dumbing down the sermons again."