Faithful Test-taker Mugs

'I like going to Catholic school. I need to be able to pray before tests.'

"I'm afraid I can't green-light anything - you'll just have to pray."

"I had all the right answers, but I had them in the wrong order."

Exam

'I really crammed last night.'

'This test doesn't understand me.'

"Is this a 'GOTCHA' question?"

Having been born with a birthmark that looks exactly like Asia and the Mideast, Russell was able to ace the geography portion of the SATs.

"In the same of the phone, the tablet, and the desktop computer."

'Don't start timing me yet! This staple won't come out!'

'Fischer Says Give Thanks to the Lord!'

"You're kidding! You count S.A.T.s?"

'If I don't chew this, my S.A.T. scores will skyrocket.'

Christian and Born again Christian...

Monk Prompt

"You said mindfulness could help us do well on the test, so I filled it up with as much as I could last night."

Paper to boy: 'Did you forget something? I'm your take home test.'

'Will Mr. 'No Comment' please remain after class.'

"You don't mind the psychometric test, do you?"

'We're going to start this week's sermon with a review of the basics....'

'I had no idea there would be a test.'

Empty Headed Schoolboy

Good Luck with your finals.

"Tia Carmen, I have a killer test tomorrow. Can you help?"

Jesus is Scourged (The Holy Bible).

'I'm afraid I still have more questions than answers.'

Bigger Brain

History student: 'I remembered the Alamo ... but forgot everything else!'

'This business about the meek inheriting the Earth -- can't anything be done about it?'

"We're going to run some tests: bloodwork, a cat-scan and the S.A.T.'s."

"Amen. Thanks everyone, oh and don't forget to subscribe!"

Monk and Bible and Devil Page Marker

"He's dumbing down the sermons again."

'What makes me mad, I was only a couple seats away from all the right answers!'

Couple beyond prayer - need divine intervention.