Test Taker’s Companion Mugs

'If I don't chew this, my S.A.T. scores will skyrocket.'

"I had all the right answers, but I had them in the wrong order."

Exam

'I really crammed last night.'

"This was a wicked-hard test. I'm pretty sure everybody got a bad grade."

'This test doesn't understand me.'

"Is this a 'GOTCHA' question?"

'Don't start timing me yet! This staple won't come out!'

Having been born with a birthmark that looks exactly like Asia and the Mideast, Russell was able to ace the geography portion of the SATs.

"You're kidding! You count S.A.T.s?"

Paper to boy: 'Did you forget something? I'm your take home test.'

"You said mindfulness could help us do well on the test, so I filled it up with as much as I could last night."

'Will Mr. 'No Comment' please remain after class.'

"You don't mind the psychometric test, do you?"

Good Luck with your finals.

'I had no idea there would be a test.'

Empty Headed Schoolboy

'I'm afraid I still have more questions than answers.'

Bigger Brain

History student: 'I remembered the Alamo ... but forgot everything else!'

"We're going to run some tests: bloodwork, a cat-scan and the S.A.T.'s."

'What makes me mad, I was only a couple seats away from all the right answers!'

'The penguin is upset...'

"Yes, Donald, I know you didn't expect a test today... that's why it's called a pop quiz!"

Examiners.

'Relax. This is only a test.'

"Don't think of it as forgetting stuff. Think of it as freeing up brain space."

'Math isn't really my long suit, Mrs. Ferguson -- how about I just take a drug test?'

Student in the middle of an exam realises he has accidentally picked up dumb water.

'My mind was a million miles away today, but that wasn't far enough.'

"In a multiple choice exam if in doubt always go for D, because that's about what grade you'll end up with!"

School boy uses 'Sats Nav' to navigate his way to exam room.

"Remember, there are 4 types of questions on the Advanced Placement tests: multiple choice, document based, essay and 'How would you like to drive big rigs for a living?'"

"You know you're in trouble when you stop praying for the answers and start begging."

Cunning as a Fox hey? Well, I saw you cheating Mister! D-Minus!