Test Taker Humorist Mugs

'Ms. Green, I'm reviewing our school's latest standardized test scores. Please send in a grief counselor.'

'It's a shame, he had superb references...It was just unfortunate he failed so badly on his interpretation of these squiggly lines.'

"I had all the right answers, but I had them in the wrong order."

Exam

'I really crammed last night.'

"This was a wicked-hard test. I'm pretty sure everybody got a bad grade."

'This test doesn't understand me.'

"Is this a 'GOTCHA' question?"

'Don't start timing me yet! This staple won't come out!'

"You're kidding! You count S.A.T.s?"

'If I don't chew this, my S.A.T. scores will skyrocket.'

"You said mindfulness could help us do well on the test, so I filled it up with as much as I could last night."

Paper to boy: 'Did you forget something? I'm your take home test.'

"This is the fourth student who bubbled in Y-O-U-R N-A-M-E when I told the class to 'bubble in your name'!"

'Will Mr. 'No Comment' please remain after class.'

"You don't mind the psychometric test, do you?"

'I wish they'd hurry up and fix the wind tunnel.'

"Perkins! What have you gone and done now...??"

Good Luck with your finals.

Empty Headed Schoolboy

'I'm afraid I still have more questions than answers.'

Bigger Brain

History student: 'I remembered the Alamo ... but forgot everything else!'

Happy Bifurcation Day,

'A little squirt like Graubart would theorize that the Universe is contracting!'

'The penguin is upset...'

'What makes me mad, I was only a couple seats away from all the right answers!'

Examiners.

Bacterial Cultural Center

'Dude, that big creepy eye is back.'

'Relax. This is only a test.'

DNA Xmas.

'We've proven without a doubt, that this particle has a negative charge. Unfortunately, an accelerator in Switzerland has proven, without a doubt, that it has a positive charge.'