Test Takers Mugs

"I feel sorry for kids these days - they're always being tested for something"

"You don't mind the psychometric test, do you?"

"I'm always surprised at the amount of English Usage inspired by the Math Preview section of the ACT."

'The penguin is upset...'

Of course the teasts are complete nonsense but we're working on the basis that anyone who can be bothered to complete all 148 of them must be highly motivated...

Did I cheat? You're not wearing a wire, are you?

'Math isn't really my long suit, Mrs. Ferguson -- how about I just take a drug test?'

"School is a lot like life. It's hours and hours of boredom...interrupted by the occasional moment of panic."

"Never say 'correct me if I'm wrong' to a teacher."

"I had all the right answers, but I had them in the wrong order."

Exam

'I really crammed last night.'

"This was a wicked-hard test. I'm pretty sure everybody got a bad grade."

'This test doesn't understand me.'

"Is this a 'GOTCHA' question?"

Having been born with a birthmark that looks exactly like Asia and the Mideast, Russell was able to ace the geography portion of the SATs.

'Don't start timing me yet! This staple won't come out!'

"You're kidding! You count S.A.T.s?"

"You said mindfulness could help us do well on the test, so I filled it up with as much as I could last night."

Paper to boy: 'Did you forget something? I'm your take home test.'

'If I don't chew this, my S.A.T. scores will skyrocket.'

'Will Mr. 'No Comment' please remain after class.'

Good Luck with your finals.

Empty Headed Schoolboy

'I had no idea there would be a test.'

'I'm afraid I still have more questions than answers.'

Bigger Brain

History student: 'I remembered the Alamo ... but forgot everything else!'

"We're going to run some tests: bloodwork, a cat-scan and the S.A.T.'s."

Examiners.

'What makes me mad, I was only a couple seats away from all the right answers!'

'Relax. This is only a test.'

"Don't think of it as forgetting stuff. Think of it as freeing up brain space."

Student in the middle of an exam realises he has accidentally picked up dumb water.

'My mind was a million miles away today, but that wasn't far enough.'