Nyc Native Braving The Cold Gifts

How to Get Rid of All the Snow

Snow flake

It's supposed to get cold tonight.

10 Good Things about a Minnesota Winter.

"Al, you've been chosen Businessman of the Year by the Junior Chamber of Commerce."

Electric Blanket.

'My purse! The original 24-hour pharmacy.'

'Dave will only turn the heating on when he thinks it's absolutely necessary.'

Trawling for Fish.

'Here's an interesting article. 'Cold or Seasonal Allergy?''

"Mum? are you sure thers's such thing as global warming, coz I'm bloody freezing."

"For years after Vietnam, I woke up screaming about the cold weather in Toronto."

Cold Enough to Freeze Brass Monkeys.

"Before someone says anything, yes, it was a long winter."

"Brrr - it was so cold today I had my hands in my own pockets instead of someone elses!"

'Well, put a jumper on if you're cold!'

Man looking at his shower-bath on a cold morning

'How can you tell?'

"My f-f-feet are f-f-frozen."

Outdoor Dining: Winter Edition

"Sorry sir, it's the permafrost again!"

"Help me! I'm trapped. In a dead end job."

'Honey, I'm looking fat in white!' 'Trust me, dear. In a few months, the pounds will be melting away.'

Brighton boatman offering the hire of a pleasure boat on a very cold day

Oh yeah, that's right. Now everyone wants to know the radiator cow.

"Whale meat again – don't know where, don't know when..."

"I surprise you every year!"

Ice Fishing.

'California: Here I come!'

'Any place that doesn't have snow.'

"It's nine degrees, but with the wind chill it feels like minus two hundred seventeen."

"No. Have to say we don't get many tourists around here!"

Snow man thinking, 'Brrr. It's even cold for a snowman today.'

'Global warming or not, it's still freezing here...'

'I don't care how cold it is outside. You're not wearing the cat!'